Wrestling Thread 3: Dan vs. Cam • Page 501

PeacefulOrca · Feb 11, 2018

Ska music

Also this person definitely has some weird disease fetish, ew

Not trying to kink shame

samoanowens · Feb 11, 2018

I wonder why

Ruethless · Feb 11, 2018

Don't post my instagram shit here

Henry · Feb 11, 2018

Thats a pretty creepy instagram to begin with.

oldjersey · Feb 11, 2018

LuigiPeppercorn said:

Hey guys if I see Dan on the street I’m gonna fight him

Also I’m gonna go on dans podcast and we’re gonna work it out LIVE on air

HOT TAKES GALORE

preppyak · Feb 11, 2018

Ruethless said:

I just read the best fantasy booking ever on wreddit

"People still complain about his "infinite moves of doom"."

Got me. And Im a fan of any fantasy booking that involves KO being the mastermind

preppyak · Feb 11, 2018

hahaha, holy crap, why didnt you post this one

At payback rusev snaps and puts Lana in the accolade. Cena is handcuffed and is screaming don't treat a woman that way. Cena says I quit!!!!! Rusev celebrates as Cena comforts Lana. Lana looks deep into Cena and she goes in for a kiss. Cena backs off. The crowd goes crazy chanting do it do it. Cena does it. He gives Lana a passionate kiss. Rusev is shocked. Lana removes her skirt whispers into cenas ear as they both get up. The American flag comes down. Lana and Cena then kiss as the star spangled banner is being sung by Lillian Garcia. Rusev furious goes to the back. We see Rusev backstage and he goes into a room. The camera then shows it is actually the Bella Twins room. Rusev comes out with just a towel on. Brie then walks out looking surprised. Rusev then says he slept with cenas woman to make up for it. Renee young says that is Brie. Nikki is cenas woman. Rusev looks bewildered. Brie says on raw she doesn't mind the mistake and thought Rusev was powerful. She says she converts to Russian. Brie rubs her fingers down rusevs hair. Rusev says later we will have a live sex celebration. In bed Brie announces she wants an immediate termination of Daniel Bryans marriage. Rusev grabs her and he takes her jeans off. All of a sudden Nikki comes down. Nikki says that this whole thing has to stop. Lana and Cena you and Rusev?? All she knows is that it brought her closer together with one man. The crowd starts screaming YES! YES! Daniel Bryan comes from under the bed. He knees Rusev in the face. Daniel stares at Brie who says something in Russian. Daniel throws an organic smoothie in her face. He goes to the entrance stage and gives Nikki a kiss and starts groping her. Brie starts screaming. At summerslam Rusev vs Daniel Bryan happens. During the cold winter months Lana and Cena start to lose steam. Lana leaves Cena mutually because their sparks are gone. Lana becomes a great diva. Cena starts losing a lot. Loses every PPV from October to Feb. Cena says he wants NIkki back. Nikki says no. Daniel though screams YES. Looking confused Nikki stands back as Daniel unbuckles Johns Jorts. Nikki smiles. Daniel kisses John as Nikki rubs her hand through Daniels hair. She pulls down johns Jorts. the crowd goes wild! all of sudden rtc comes down and they try to censor it up as the crowd boos. They attack all 3 setting up at wrestlemania Daniel Bryan John Cena and Nikki vs Adam rose Cody Rhodes and Naomi.

Ruethless · Feb 11, 2018

preppyak said:

hahaha, holy crap, why didnt you post this one

Because the whole "QUIT EVERYTHING" and the shirts "infected with infections" made me laugh to the point of tears

M.Lee · Feb 11, 2018

Reminded me of "What happens if you die in an "I Quit" match? Do you win by default?"

I always remember him on rainy days as I look out the window to my garden. The rain always brings back the better days. Seeing him out there, with his jean shorts and his many shirts displaying the whole spectrum of the rainbow, just like the flowers out there. Haha, yes I see you John. I still see you.

Do you remember when we last met? Lana and I were going through a rough patch then. I didn't know how to accept that those people, your people John, could see the beauty in her that I also saw. I was so young then, so quick to take offense. For my country, my pride, and my belt. Then you try to set me on fire.

You said you'd never give up and I didn't... I couldn't believe you. I always said I'd never apologize for what I did that night because you could've always just given up. But you didn't. Not when the ropes went around your neck. Not when my arms grew tired of the effort. You never gave up, and so the match continued.

The funeral was so... awkward. So many came out to see you and pay their respects. People who didn't know you, or the business, or how it sticks with us. They could all see Mr. Chioda was having a hard time with it too, but there he was. Every couple of minutes throughout your funeral tapping my on my shoulder and asking in a broken whisper "Do you give up Rusev?" My neck, broad as it is, hurt so much from the continuous shaking.

With time Mike Chioda became the father figure I never had. During my ups and downs throughout the business, in my relationship, and finally during my time as a father myself, he was always there with a firm hand and a microphone. "Do you give up Rusev?" "No Mike, I do not. Now please pass the turkey."

I spend most of my days with the grandchildren now. They remind me of the good days. Each of them with their thick shoulders and even thicker accents. Their grandmother would be so proud of them. I hear one of them looks forward to taking on the Bryans family when they grow up. I laugh and remind him to never skip leg day, no matter the temptation.

The rain is stopping. The grandchildren won't be by today I think. School perhaps? It's hard to keep track of the days since she's been gone. She was always the brains.

Sniff

It's time for lunch. I'll see what Mike would like.

"Do you want to give up Rusev? Do you quit?"

"Not today, my friend. Not today. Now let's go get one of your American burgers."

one of my favorites

Henry · Feb 12, 2018

Lol

LuigiPeppercorn · Feb 12, 2018

Ivory to the hall

oldjersey · Feb 12, 2018

Henry · Feb 12, 2018

I really hope Chyna gets the posthumous nod.

Shrek · Feb 12, 2018

Henry said:

I really hope Chyna gets the posthumous nod.

there will never be a more fitting year

oldjersey · Feb 12, 2018

Chyna is gonna get in, idk about this year, but she definitely will.

delvec19 · Feb 12, 2018

Shrek said:

this gets funnier every time, wtf to literally all of this

Hahahaa what was this about?

Shrek · Feb 12, 2018

delvec19 said:

Hahahaa what was this about?

no one seems to have any idea, the guy who posted it said it didn't make any more sense with context. one's gotta assume Cole got ribbed or something crazy happened at ringside

oldjersey · Feb 12, 2018

Shrek said:

no one seems to have any idea, the guy who posted it said it didn't make any more sense with context. one's gotta assume Cole got ribbed or something crazy happened at ringside

It sounds fake idk

Shrek · Feb 12, 2018

oldjersey said:

It sounds fake idk

i will check and report back for science

oldjersey · Feb 12, 2018

Like it sounds fake af

Henry · Feb 12, 2018

feels like they didn't even need a first round for this. lol

So it'll probably be:

Kelly Klein vs. Mandy
Mayu vs. Deonna
Jenny vs. Sumie
Emma vs. Brandi

devenstonow · Feb 12, 2018

uh oh

ghostedaway · Feb 12, 2018

Henry said:

feels like they didn't even need a first round for this. lol

So it'll probably be:

Kelly Klein vs. Mandy
Mayu vs. Deonna
Jenny vs. Sumie
Emma vs. Brandi

I think it'll be Kelly and Tenille in the finals. Hopefully they don't push Brandi that hard lol

Henry · Feb 12, 2018

devenstonow said:

uh oh

Whats the uh-oh? Its a pretty harmless article, albeit from a shit source. WWE is going to play to their demo which largely reads conservative media.

PeacefulOrca · Feb 12, 2018

Oh my fucking god

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