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I read this as someone had a pet rabbit that weighed 600 pounds and now I'm sad that's not a thing

 

I got a snap from my friend and she sent it at 4 am and when I saw it when I woke up I said “wtf why is she snapping me at 4 am” as in wtf is she doing up at that hour and chase took at as I had something against her snapping me late and said “what are you like @dylan now with hour rules” and I was like not what I meant!

 

oh my god i think i need to go for a run or something

 

See! My rules aren’t weird. They have a reason and you’re agreeing with me. Now you guys come play with Bear

 

Tbh I dont like you’ve infiltrated our lives like this. I didn’t mean anything about your stupid rules and chase made it about your stupid rules. But yeah I will come pet Bear ASAP don’t test me on that.

 

I live my life thinking "what would Dylan do?" WWDD.

 

I’m sorry you’re having a bad day and glad Bear could make it better. I’m worried she’s gonna turn me mushy

 

Make me bracelets for me to hand out at Sunday school please

 

Yes you do. I’m influential like that

 

I will not join your cult Dylan

 

@dylan is basically a dad now, it’s super cute

 

daddy dylan

 

infringing on @CoffeeEyes17 brand

 

papa ken won't mind

 

Shrek 5 will completely reinvent the series

yall HYPED

 

Fuuuuuuu k. Best news 2k18

 

I hope Shrek fucks now like Peter Rabbit fucks

 

Wait, the Boss Baby guy is directing it? Fuck that

 

@Kingjohn_654

H E I S
S L A N D E R I N G
Y O U R
F A V O R I T E
F I L M

 

Your eyes match. Is she your best friend yet?

 

hi Bear
I thought you were above making her up so we'd be nice to you and visit but just wanted to make sure

 

In 5 months, that dog will be ready to eat his houseguests. You know that's what he's up to.

 

Shoulda named her Cerberus