(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 855

I've never really asked about that far but I don't really mind.

 

as an outsider who knows nothing but what you shared, I think that message seemed really respectful and straightforward and can't really see any way it could backfire in any negative sense

 

thanks, i agree. i made sure to leave out any hint of romanticism or expectation, i don't want her to think i'm crawling back or wanting something (i'm not, i'd blow it rn for sure)

 

You wouldn't get frustrated never having sex should you end up being life partners or whatever?

 

I'm really paranoid that it's going to be a hardcore dealbreaker, which I think is why I've pretty much never joined the dating pool.

 

I'm proud of you. You're like a son to me, man.

 

yay!

 

when's your bday, i'll determine who is the #daddy

 

0123. My parents made it that so I could remember it easily.

 

i am your father, son

 

daddy shrekotonin

 

Damn, I don't wanna sound crass but I guess this means I saw a pic of my dad's d*** on the internet yesterday.

 

do what now

 

@lish you might wanna abandon ship

 

oh nevermind i get it now

 

Damnit, I said I didn't wanna sound crass.

 

There is a very high chance I've become lish least favourite user the last few days. I'm so sorry.

 

You're probably in my top ten so it balances out

 

Probably? You son of a *****.

 

daddy?

 

*****
shrek

 

I don't have an official ranking because feelings would inevitably get hurt

 

lmao oh shit

 

Ohhh right. I got you

 

i definitely think some folks here who used to like me no longer do, those are the smart ones!