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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Garrett, Jan 20, 2018.

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  1. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Thought that said "orgy with a teacher". Ya see what ya wanna see sometimes, I suppose.
     
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  2. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    i remember when every week the big news story seemed to be a new teacher slept with a student
     
  3. CarpetElf

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Ravenclaw all the way.
     
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  4. CarpetElf

    Prestigious Prestigious

    "When I die, just do me like my daddy: throw my ashes in a jar, chuck the fucker off Grandfather Mountain, and have a barbeque cookoff with some Miller Lite."

    It's been 24 years but I've finally identified with Southern culture.
     
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  5. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    @CoffeeEyes17 is this u
     
  6. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    That actually sounds fine to me.
     
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  7. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

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  8. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    Put my ashes on the next spacex rocket and launch that m*ther****** into the sun
     
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  9. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I like that. That's badass.
     
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  10. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    RIP Ken nice knowing ya
     
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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    You're getting a Buffalo Wild Wings Viking funeral
     
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  12. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Like a buffalo wild wings cruise? But it ends with a funeral pyre, straight blazin'?
     
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  13. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    there was a teacher at my school who definitely slept with a few students while we were there
     
  14. CarpetElf

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I want to go out like Steve Buscumi in Big Lebowski. Just go out and dump me on John Goodman.
     
  15. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    @Mr. Serotonin over there begging for detention
     
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  16. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    they just shoot a blazin' hot wing at him while he's on a raft
     
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  17. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Same at mine. I believe she was the football coach's wife and also taught me earth space. She slept with a 17 year old football player at the hotel when they were out of town for a game.

    She got in trouble...but that kid definitely knew what he was doing :crylaugh:
     
  18. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    chihuahua school has some wrinkles to iron out
     
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  19. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    goodnight sweet prince
     
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I feel like every school has a creepy teacher, everyone liked ours because he played guitar and took kids to see one of the Star Wars prequels which I know sounds made up but I'm not that creative
     
  21. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I WAS 16 AT THE TIME!!!
     
  22. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I feel prettyyyy good today. Slept like Rip Van Winkle last night.
     
  23. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    I packed a solid bowl before bed. I watched 2 episodes of the waco miniseries and proceeded to sleep like a god
     
  24. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    wtf i ripped off your joke w/out realizing it f*** me with a pub sub!
     
  25. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Wouldn't you still be sleeping then?
     
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