sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 243

there can be only one

 

Fuck a fake Derek where your real Derek's at

 

Now I just miss The Good Place

 

Think we're gonna try and take the little one to the drive in this weekend

 

I would love to go to a drive in

 

What you seeing?

 

Do you have any around you?

Double feature of Peter Rabbit and Jumanji.

My wife and I are more interested in the latter but maybe he'd be asleep by then?!

 

I think I'm going to hit up the new CFA for lunch today. I really want a diet Arnold Palmer

 

no, nowhere even remotely close

 

The Dadbolt Bowl

Featuring actual bowls

 

is it taxing to do taxes in texas?

 

My wife does my taxes for me.

 

dadbowlt

 

dadbloat

 

What else would you love?

 

k

what are you trying to say ken

 

Do you think they tax ass in Taxass?

 

Dang government taxing everything

 

ass cash or grass baby no 1 ridez for free

 

Isn't eating ass illegal in Texas? Prob.

 

build a home up on that ass, that's an ass-state

 

maybe some pie

 

i hope not

 

it's probably illegal to phuck out of wedlock in the south lol

 

idk tho