sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 238

do you still feel good about it? you seem like a new man

 

This for sure.

 

Taylor
Joe
Jake
John
Harry
Calvin
Tom
Joe

Wait never mind that's Taylor Swift oh right I've dated nobody

 

damn probably playing the field more than

*wikipedias sports stars who play their respective sports on fields*

soccer legend django madonna

 

i know it sounds codependent (there's a bit of that im sure) but like, after Lauren i met Sara at the next party i went to and we talked punk bands in the pool and then i asked her out. then five years later when we broke up i jumped on Tinder and met Jenn and she was all cool. then when Elena heard i dumped Jenn she made moves. it's all circumstance and now my decade overdue run of luck will turn into peacefully dying alone

 

i have been in a relationship for five months which is the longest period since i was 22 I guess

 

You can't die alone if you're logged onto chorus.fm

 

i was really really hellbent on being married young. now i find myself more on the "drunk uncle" track and i'm hittin' cruise control babyyyy

 

I've had two relationships in the past ten years. One was eight months and one was a year and a half .

 

some Shreks have all the luck

I'm sorry

 

Drunk uncle track is the way to go.

 

Damn Cam you must really love to f**k

 

If I'm ever dying I'll be sure to make a post about it in here

 

he's a f***machine

 

sure do - every time is a minor miracle, and i love miracles.

 

faxmachine?

 

nvm i cant count

 

Ive been in a relationship for like 3 days and I can’t believe I haven’t fucked it up yet somehow with my dumb metaphors and crazy speak

 

This guy fucks

 

@tucah I'm curious about Bridget

 

you ever gonna answer my question Can

guess not

 

maybe the crazy speak is what has her intrigued

have you taken her to BWW yet?

 

What comes after 5?

 

Sifucc

 

whole bunch of other fuckin numbers