sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 234

@Kingjohn_654 if u ever were next to someone in the toilet, have u ever thought about if they liked u or not

 

let me rephrase that: does shrek shit in the woods?

 

Went out with a bang.

 

you broke up with her over the bang-bang sauce at ***?

 

No, in the Swamp

 

THEY HAVE THAT THERE?!

 

john in the john is where it gets real meta

 

ah, i missed you guys.

 

idk now that you mention it

 

See?! I'm an asset.

 

he wouldn't stop shaking her and spinning her around so she left

 

Oh, it's micro alright

 

Whitney Cummings

 

what about magnets hows that shit work

 

NICE

 

Re: masculinity I've always considered myself a non guyly kinda guy

 

@Kingjohn_654 if you were in a public restroom stall and discovered you were out of toilet paper, what would you do?

 

What did Bill Gates' wife say on the night of their honeymoon? LOL

 

It's always on my mind. But @Dog with a Blog called me a sick elephant or something like that, so I'm trying to be more assertive.

 

Whisper through the glory holes if I can borrow some.

 

Watergate Cover-up

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

It's micro hard

 

so closeeeee

 

I thought you didn't like having neighbors?