sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 210

"We've reset your password to your date of birth in the format of MM/DD/YYYY"

"Your password is incorrect."

 

what if this is how you discover your entire life has been a lie

 

The Mattrix

 

I got the most bullshit parking ticket last night. The meter ran until 9pm and I was at work so I kept on going outside to feed it. At around 7:30 I went outside and paid for roughly an hour and a half. I distinctly remember that the meter said it would run out at 8:56. That only leaves a 4 minute window, but they are sticklers around here so I threw in a quarter for good measure. I get off work around 12:30 to find a ticket that said my meter was out at 7:59pm. That is literally impossible, but I feel like there’s nothing I could do :/

Out of anger, I ran over a long line of cones that were in front of me

 

SUCCESS. I can now do my taxes.

Props to Carrabba's for making a process so daunting that I can be excited about the end goal of doing my taxes.

 

Why is an Italian restaurant doing your taxes

 

*hug*

That question has thrown me, too. I make stuff up tbh. There are just too many situations that run together.

 

Shoot. I missed the Colorado talk. I sometimes wish I could live in Aurora again, but then I remember all those people from high school still live there.

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen looks like you may be having a child on your birthday, congrats!

 

I think your wife is having the child not me

 

@Mr. Serotonin I wish I shared your aversion to snacks. It would make dieting/weight loss so much easier

 

It's easy man! Next time you're gonna have a snack, don't.

 

Nope, she's tired of it. Your responsibility now!

 

You’re basically telling an alcoholic not to have a drink lol

 

Haha, I snack occasionally but it'll be like a salad or some fruit or somethin' delicious like that. If you like any of that shit, stock the fridge with that kinda stuff.

 

It’s easy for me not to snack when I’m home, cause I don’t buy em really. But im almost never home which leads to snacking

 

try not buying as many at the grocery store or only buying healthy snacks

 

are you buying snacks left and right?

 

Nah. But like, my boss buys snacks a lot for the taking and I’m just like kayyyyy. And then yeah occasionally at school I’ll get a snack

 

Snacking is healthy and encouraged by dietitians. Provided that they are healthy snacks.

 

Too many begging strips

 

1. Don't go to where your boss keeps snacks
2. Don't bring money to school

 

These are both literally impossible lol. Snacks are in the office that I’m in every day and I’m not just gonna stop bringing my wallet to school especially cause I go to work right after. I just need to have more self control, simple as that

 

Wear a shock collar and shock yourself every time you think about snacking.

 

I can do that