(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 850

I guess maybe the wrong thread for that kinda talk but

 

Yeah a lot, and that's part of the reason I need to put up these god damn curtains. My window pretty much overlooks my neighbours living room.

 

damn homie, get those curtains up!

 

My walls are seemingly made out of cement. I'm gonna try those heavy duty sticky wall hooks cause the drill wasn't havin' it

 

girl at work came by and told me how thrilled she was that i was staying and that she had been worrying for weeks about me leaving. prob nothing but support from a peer but i was all hubba hubba

 

What are you implying?

 

i think i let my depression and other possible mental issues go unchecked for so long (not diagnosed, saving money until i can afford therapy) that i've even become afraid to talk to new people. got this girl's number, she's clearly interested and told me to message her yet i'm putting it off cause i fear i'll end up not having anything interesting to say or i'll just lose her interest eventually

 

Weird night for me last night.

I went to a vegan meetup thing. Ended up chatting to this pretty German girl. She had other plans, so left early, but as she was leaving, she asked me for my Facebook. I said she should take my number instead, so that's a thing which happened.

After she left, I ended up chatting to these two women who are a little older than me. We all start hitting it off and end up chatting for the rest of the night. At some point we're joined by a Belgian dude too. Anyway, as we leave the bar, I somehow end up kissing one of the girls. The other one then accuses me of trying to hit on them both all night and I've just gone for whoever is easiest and somewhere in all that the Belgian suggested we all go to his for a foursome.

So, yeah, interesting night really...

 

So.... did y’all go??

 

damn dude where was this vegan meetup at, Epcot Center?

 

We did not. He also suggested we all watch a show about big cats with him. He was, in hindsight, quite odd.

 

I'm about to go have dinner with the German and her friends. I'm increasingly unsure about my life choices .

 

"the german"

 

Don't mention the war!

Was a bit of a wash out tbh. The food was rubbish and I think she has a boyfriend. Took them all to one of the best bars in Bristol and they just looked confused.

It's been an odd 24 hours.

 

Heh heh...I have a GF now. Her names Lara.

 

Lara Croft doesn't count

 

congrats on the offish label

 

Figured my tinder bio should be relevant to my area so:
“Dream girl is a Janet, has 3 kids, cosmetologist, wants to speak to my manager”

 

just my luck a coworker likes me but she is 18 and in high school :/

 

oh no

 

You scared me for a second Joe. But I get it.

 

She has a pic of her dressed as lara croft for Halloween one year and looks

 

wait was Sloane just a code name or wtf is it Jacoby

 

Yeah, haha she just kinda looks like a more attractive version of Sloane from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.