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uh oh

 

thought you were jones

 

fuck me

 

oh well

 

There’s this tattoo artist by me who specializes in doing like nerdy shit like this and I really wanna get something from him someday. Possible the Iron Giant

 

https://www.facebook.com/dg156
NO ONE ELSE LOOK AT THAT

 

fuck what kind of weak as shit is this spoiler tag for url's c'mon

 

Ya know you could just DM him on here

 

i don't know how to use technology

 

there's too many buttons! We need like...60% less buttons on this website

 

All ya gotta do is click on dude’s avatar and “send message” pops up lol

 

ok bill gates over here jeesh

 

This dude's high

 

@dylan today I wore flip flops to a restaurant, but I sat on the outside patio that is right on the beach. Is this acceptable?

 

@dylan

You have my blessing

Date Kaitie's cousin

 

you would think this would be a conundrum, but no. My rules are resilient, like me.

The primary place and intent of your wearing the flip flops outside was to go to a food establishment. The establishment's proximity to a beach bears to weights on the no flip flop/sandals rule. you're a disgusting animal and i will say a prayer for all the poor souls that were subject to your negligence and transgression against society.

 

I'm getting my next shitty nerd tattoo on Tuesday from a guy who specializes in this stuff. Love him to death.

These are two of my most recent from him.

 

toit


@thesoftskeleton you heard the man, find a way to get whatsherface to colorado plz

 

I like to imagine you saying this to your future children

Dude yeah, friggen dope!! I’m itching for more. Might use my tax return I dunno, we’ll see. Going for a chest piece next I think

 

cant wait for dylan Jones to see my text and be like, ummm I'm wearing pants and a shirt

 

i should probably learn her name...amanda? erin? tina? gertrude? betty? her?

 

i will never have children, they are literally plagues

 

egg?

 

I mean, I guess this makes sense, but for some reason I thought you wanted kids

 

this is the most offensive thing anyone has ever said to me on this website. do you even know me!? after all this time!?