Daily AMA • Page 159

@Fucking Dustin what's the last band you fell in love with/ favorite concert experience?

 

wow Dustin suddenly all my sickness is gone hearing that

 

@oldjersey you didn't sign up lol

 

I didn't know there were sign ups bruh

 

how the fuck did you think this works, Dan!

you'll get next open day

 

I just assume I get the red carpet treatment everywhere idk

 

Bad choice.

Guess you'll just have to stop living.

 

I asked for a date weeks ago but Cam missed it during his identity crisis

 

@Fucking Dustin, is anyone actually currently fucking Dustin?

 

uh oh. did you tag me? gotta tag me. you get Dan's day now because i am mad with power

 

I could just open AMA threads for you. We don't need Cam.

 

or that idc

 

The last band I completely fell in love with was Jeff Rosenstock. Laura got me into him in late 2016 by playing his album on the way home from a date once and I liked it a lot. We ended up watching his documentary and went to a show where he played with The Menzingers (who I did not enjoy) and I was all in on him from there on. He's a brilliant songwriter and the band itself is incredible.

My favorite concert experience is Hatsune Miku. I hate to keep going back to that and stay on brand haha but I've never been in a better crowd, never had more fun, never felt more respected than I did there and I'm very thankful I took a chance on a show that I really had no idea whether or not I'd enjoy haha.

 

My wife!

Don't do the Borat voice @iCarly Rae Jepsen I swear

 

But she's very nice

 

Fucking 2/27????!?!?!?!?!?!!?

 

@Fucking Dustin you're one of the few people whose genuine niceness doesn't make me angry. I just wanted to let you know that and I miss you and Laura being around.

Question: You get a new job in the state you've always wanted to move to. You put in your two weeks at your job and almost cry telling your boss because of how wonderful and supportive they've been to you since you started working there and you two have become close friends. The next two weeks fly by and before you know it, you're up at 4 fucking AM on a Friday to drive 10 hours across the country to your new place.

After unpacking a 6x12 UHaul trailer up three flights of stairs for over an hour, you're finally settled in. That's when it happens. A knock at your door. You and your entire family are inside and no one has your new address or knows where you live. Who could it be? You pause and look around at your family. Your father asks "I wonder who could that be? Is it the internet guy already?"

You tell him that you're scheduled for installation tomorrow and not today. You get up and walk over to your front door. You look out the peep hole and there is not a person there. Curious. Maybe the new complex is haunted? Maybe not.

You decide to open the door and look around. Still no one. The hallway is quiet and empty. Then you notice it. In the periphery of your vision you see something near your foot resting against the door moulding to your right. A package delivered via UPS.

You inspect it and notice that it is addressed to your apartment, but with someone else's name. It must have been the previous occupant. You have no idea of knowing though. But now you're responsible for this package and its fate. You put it on your counter, your mother asks if you ordered something already. You tell her no, it must be the previous occupant who ordered to the wrong address. More questions than answers are now flooding your head.

Four days later and it's a Tuesday morning at 9:15 AM and the package is still laying on the counter. You have the day off, but the UPS store is 15 miles away down a road that is constantly congested because it resides in an industrial area with semi-trucks frequently taking up multiple lanes to back into loading docks that line the entire parkway. It would take at least 45 minutes to an hour out of your morning on your day off to just get there, let alone wait in line to get helped and then drive back.

What do you do with the package?

 

thread has been up for a month gramps

 

@Fucking Dustin if could live in one video game world, which would it be, and why?

 

I could move you up on my AMA thread.

 

@oldjersey can have my pt 2 day if he'd like. but he owes me $5.

 

Yes

 

Pt 2?!?!?

 

Do you think the character in Nier should have been named A1 instead of A2?

 

this thread was originally made for me, dan. i am a chelebrity (n. a chorus member who is so popular that they are considered a celebrity). i have a pt 2 scheduled on valentines day but if you pay me $5 you can have it.