"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 1417

Don’t ruin the experience for me

 

WOW

Wot if ur toilet fell asleep

 

There is something genuinely wrong with you

 

Wot if ur toilet was trying to flush you

Black Mirror season 7

 

A mug’s a mug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

What’s the diagnosis dog-ter?

 

you’re a mug

 

i got a bad haircut earlier so im extra-argumentative today. fight me

 

...that’s no mug

Frozenitus. His brain cells are still there, but they are frozen and inoperable. Cure? Purge his house of all things Christmas and Frozen related. It’s the only way.

 

So shock-therapy it is.

 

That’s the plot of the next Purge movie

 

I’ve never seen one of those, but I’ll be first in line.

 

The Purge 8: Merry Purgemas

 

Just turn on CNN.

 

I sadly feel like this could be real

 

If that was an actual show I would give my pancreas to see it.

 

This is the worst advice

 

When that cheetoh-looking fuck blows up the country you can come live with us.

 

Well, let’s hope I survive the blast

 

Unless you enjoy watching the prequel to a dystoptian horror movie?

 

Use human bodies as a heatshield

 

I think it is and I think we're writing it.

@Erwin89 will bring the pancake boat to pick us up.

 

As much as I love living it California, I know that if there was a nuclear war, I’d be one of the first to go. It’s almost cliche though. If a country really wanted to scare us, they should bomb somewhere useless like Idaho, just to show that they don’t give a fuck.

 

I wonder what the inevitable movie adaptation of the current administation will be called. From Russia With Love? There’s Something About Donnie? We Need To Talk About Covfefe?

 

Fuck that, i’d be busy creating an empire in the nuclear wasteland.