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I always picture them introducing them as such
" This is my gay friend Steve he loves sucking dick not that there's anything wrong with that"

 

"I love you man! No homo. Not that's there's anything wrong if it was...but it wasn't"

 

"Boys, think about that shit"

 

@thenewmatthewperry sorry that happened to you and glad you got out.

 

I’m 1.5 hours away from Denver and my mom is playing Snapchat videos out loud in a gas station Taco Bell. I’m gonna leave her here.

 

She sounds fun. Like an anti-Dylan

 

A gas station Taco Bell has to break every single one of your rules, I'm getting food poisoning just thinking about it

 

@dylan hope the move goes smoothly!

 

I hope Rob Thomas is featured

 

Pull an office space and sneak out five minutes early before the boss comes around then don't answer your phone all weekend.

So sorry you had to deal with that. Glad you're out of there though.

To be honest, I'm incredibly shocked you'd be in a gas station taco bell

 

honestly there's probably a high probability that song is playing right now at that gas station taco bell

 

@dylan how much money do you need to walk barefoot in a gas station taco bell

 

If you think that sounds fun, I feel sorry for you.

 

It’s called a joke, Tom

 

K

 

She sounds sweet

 

@dylan What does your mom think the proper water pressure when washing her hands is?

 

Nice

 

WOt IF the internet was actually mostly great and brought people together like in this very thread

 

There's a time and a place for joking, and this is not it. Joking times run from 6pm est until 1am pst.

 

Lmao, has Dylan said a preference for this?

 

I've seen this sooooo many times. Been a few years though. Thanks for posting.

 

@dylan how does your mom feel about spoon/fork etiquette at a fancy restaurant? What about at a Dennys?

 

He hasn't, but you know he fucking has a rule about it

 

She sounds like she just uses her fingers probably.