sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 85

No one tells me what to do

 

Jusstttt cold enough for my lungs to burn on that run. Ouch.

 

Maybe I’m being a real @dylan but I’m eating at a restaurant and the lady at table behind us is talking on speakerphone real loud and it’s very impolite.

 

My water was shut off briefly for repairs today. I just flushed the toilet and thought it was exploding

 

no one should ever be on speakerphone in public ,you're not being a Dylan you just understand common decency, okay this sounds like something he'd say fuck

 

I was thinking about speakerphone the other day and how awful it is considering the fact that if they were talking to that person face to face we wouldn’t be bothered at all. I guess it’s just the fact that they have the option and are choosing to allow everyone to hear their conversation when they don’t have to.

Like, the other day this guest was in the lobby talking on speakerphone and I wanted to ask her to stop but then I thought, “can I do that?”

 

My dad puts me on speaker all the time and i just don't understand why. It's way harder to hear him, haha.

 

We are all a Dylan™

 

sooooo today this old guy comes in - immediately asks if Alice is here (don't have a coworker named Alice) and he kept going on and on about how I should like change my degree to "hacking" and blah blah...sad but really awkward...eventually his wife comes in and drinks him away. Apparently whenever he buys something (didn't buy anything today) his wife brings it back...very depressing!

 

I think you just met future Sanch

 

Fkin wat

 

I don’t know what happened to get you to that point but you had to come to the past to tell him to get a degree in hacking. Don’t ask me, you’re the one who said it

 

Hope not. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I mean the guy seems like he's having a good time tho.

 

*stands up

"I am Dylan"

 

I don't know how to deal w/ people that are cooler than me aka everyone in the world

 

guys life sucks a lot

 

You all are obsessed with me





And I love it. You’ll all see eventually how right I am

 

I'm sorry bud, I want to know how to help but I just have the Friends Theme stuck in my head

 

What's the matter?

 

that song reminds me of my first semester in Italy. someone used it in the slide show they made to remember the semester.

 

i’m emotionally exhausted to the point of being empty. everything keeps breaking and I either don’t have the money to fix it or it’s taking money from the funds I need for my best friend’s wedding. My mom doesn’t make enough to cover our bills so I’ve gotta find more income ASAP because I should really be paying something. I’ve hit a plateau in the gym. I still need $1400 for my best friend’s wedding in six weeks. My car is dying. My job sucks and I get less than 12 hours a week. lots of little things keep adding up

 

Yeah that all does suck. I can relate. Hopefully things shape up somehow

 

added up my income from my entire life and let’s just say it’s less than Nicki made for a verse, no album out

 

One fun thing I like to do to encourage myself is remember that time = money and then I add up all the time I've saved in my life by not backing into parking spaces