sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 68

Wow. Fucking idiot. I mean, that song should be permabanned imo, but if you are gonna sing it, then wait until everyone is sloshed

 

Dude also botched it to hell, damn amateur.

I’m like two drinks away from doing photograph by LEPPARD

 

Ketchup is tomatoes plus sugar, vinegar, etc.

not a smoothie

 

I’m officially 30, bleh

 

Homeboy is doing poison “every rose has its thorn”

I dig it.

 

I’m celebrating my birthday with the extended cut of The Two Towers because fuck yeah. I’m also bored.

 

Ahhhhh. Nothing quite like getting home from work at 3am to find my roommate screaming. This is a great way to live.

I have school in the morning

 

okay, I am changing my username to Shrek. i was committed to doing Shrek's Dick but the name change process requires me to interact with Jason via email. My shamelessness bottoms out at "Hey Jason, make me Shrek's Dick".

 

I'm dying

 

good post, Shrek

 

Cam is like an onion, he has layers


Morning everyone

happy birthday @DarkHotline

 

do you know what today is?

 

it is the day that Taco Bell got fries, my friends

 

we shall all remember this day as the day Taco Bell blessed us with nacho fries and thus changed the world for the better

amen

 

V authentic

 

I'm so excited to get some Taco Bell fries today.

I'm literally going there just for them, because I'm actually going to a Mexican restaurant tonight with Sara hahaha

 

what if the fries suck travis and joe

 

don't you put that evil on me

 

they won't. gotta keep hope alive. Taco Bell don't let me down. I'll walk right into traffic if they suck tho

 

please dont walk into traffic

 

Cant you just make a new account on another device? Use a public computer if you have to.

 

Id say so

 

im sure @Jason Tate won't mind

 

jason pls we need this

 

brother, i'm not ditching this posts:likes ratio

if Jason gives a public endorsement of Shrek's Dick, it's a go