"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 1355

1:50 reminds me of @Kingjohn_654’s apple joke

 

Good morning @Mary V !

 

I was I was I was
Gonna say something that would solve all our problems
But then I got drunk and I forgot what I was talking about
I forgot what I was talking about

 

Hello!!

 

The Zebra Queen has awaken!

 

Mary he’s having a baby! Literally him he’s a miracle of science and an oddity

 

I know he is! Everyone here who has / wants kids are great parents

 

How about a pat on the back for me for deciding not to have kids.

 

But then how will you gain status and tell @Kingjohn_654 style jokes to your kids as you drop them off to the bus stop while they cover their faces??

 

Statistically improbable

 

I’d probably be an awful parent lol

 

“You don’t like Radiohead?! You are not my son!!!”

 

You're young son. Too soon to say that! I would've been a bad dad at 21 too

 

I was 2 when my parents were 21!

For example, I love my baby sister but I also love handing her off to my mom after 30 minutes. I really value having no obligations

 

My parents had me young too! Everyone is different. Some people are ready young, I would NOT have been a good dad at 19.

 

Pfff. You have better jokes?

 

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Go for it man. I learned it from a commercial on MTV years ago about some show about douchey things “Bros” say haha

 

I got an idea... let’s move past the Apple Joke. Like I love the Apple Joke.... but I know @Kingjohn_654 is so much more than that one Joke. Let’s not let it define him or this thread.

Did you guys like the new Movielife record?

 

Digiorno joke was better.

 

I don't like it. I love it!

 

Speaking of Bros, sup bro?

 

Not much dude! I promise I’ll be out of work in time to chat tomorrow

 

@Kingjohn_654 your alt account is getting increasingly unbelievable.

 

@JulieLynn
Inspired me