"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 1259

Remember when helll had frozen over?
The cold still burns beneath my skin.

 

Oh shit i just figured you out Skurt, or should i say Secret Kloud Unification Robot Transmitter

 

You figured it out

beee boo bop beeep

Initiating assassination sequence

Boo beep bop

10 minutes bud.

So Good.

 

I’m shaving my legs, can’t do that with pants on

 

I just liked nearly three thousand posts yesterday lol. THE AUDACITY.

Dear God, were they drinking absinthe? The craziest thing my formerly-alcoholic friend Geoff did was wear a trench coat and convince himself he was a McChicken dealer. At 11pm, we walked to McDonald's and he proceeded to buy sixteen McChickens, before stuffing them in his coat pockets, of which there were many. He didn't see anybody on the walk back to offer them to though, so he ate 5 and passed out at the apartment. He also lit a road flare thinking it was a candle that night. Turns out they don't go out when shoved into toilet water, it just turns your porcelain bowl into a volcano.

 

You put the ass in assassination. I make it more of a Sassy nation.

 

As a robot I cannot be an "ass"

So Good.

 

Unless you’re a cybernetic hybrid.

GET TO THE CHOPPAAAA

 

My robotic biology is highly classified.

So Good.

 

Skurt is T800 confirmed

 

skurtbot gross lyric sequence initiated

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4
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2
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"I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)"


-So Good.

 

Imagine if the terminator wasn’t as confident. So eh excuse me, the chopper..do you mind getting to it?

So sorry to bother you, are you Sarah Connor? No? So sorry.

I’ll be back, maybe. Would you mind if i came back?

Excuse me Steampunk-looking children, i eh need like your clothes, boots and ehh a ride on your motercycle.

Hasta La Vista baby, did i say it right? Please like me.

 

Skurtformers, likebots in disguise

 

Clicks betray, the call's been traced
Lines collapse the static breaks
Connection left us severed
I stretch my limbs across

You call to say the anchor weighs
The ocean down to control the waves
I'm getting out of Gotham
All these cops are starting to bring me down.

 

I can’t believe the terminator was my governor

 

CalLEEfornYa

 

Someone put this on my tombstone. @Kingjohn_654 are you proud?

 

Can't listen, don't support cowards who try to order their wives murder.

#morals

 

So Good.

 

Oh shit, is that the same guy? Awkward

 

I like this confidence

 

That albumcover tattoo on my back seems like a less good idea, now