"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 1239

I am stone cold sober when it comes to this joke. It’s not good. Please retire from comedy

 

I’m a good boy

 

The same band that made “Anyone Can Play Guitar” made “Present Tense”. John can continue comedy, it’s his passion

 

You love me, you clod

 

My head hurts I feel like I’m on a nother plantet and It’s nkt onl 9pm. But I get freeweeee drinks so I can’t help myself

 

@Kingjohn_654 It's ALFM though

 

she says she's no good with words but I'm worse

 

Lol damn. Good point bro

 

I am so drunk that my face feels like it’s melting

 

Please do not like my posts @dadbolt

 

Oh my god I am falling

 

Somebody put @Dog with a Blog down

 

One time I went to Knott’s Berry Farm when it was like 100 degrees and one of the rides went so fast it felt like my face was on fire

 

One time I went to the fair and went on this ride and threw up all my Mac n Cheese

 

Brunch mme wanta farms very bad

 

Drunk me carbs

 

I can sympathize

 

It’s hot in my apartment. I had to stop play Zelda because I thought I was going to water damage the control with my sweat.



That’s an over exaggeration but yeah

 

Th es a 99% Chanel I throw up on the mprmfkn

 

damn serotonin should be with you right now and this debauchery should be on film

 

What I’m reading:


This is 99% Chanel that i throw up on in the morning

 

That’s what I read too

 

Damn those mprmfkn-ins anyway way. Probably look better with your throw up on them anyway

 

Isn’t Chanel a type of cologne? Why is he throwing up on it?