2017-2018 NFL Season Thread [Archived] Football • Page 468

Also another takeaway,

Gruden has never met Marshawn before and plans to sit down with him to discuss his future.

 

Matty is the Jon Gruden of posters.

 

What does that make you or me

 

I was back when Gruden was back, so yes.

 

OOO. OKAY. I'll do this. This is fun.

Ron Rivera/Dustin - Just wants to go home and eat some spaghetti or some shit but people keep saying dumb things
Matt Nagy/Kellan - Wants to be a Bears coach
Jason Garrett/Brokendown - Feels right
Jay Gruden/Max - Silly
Doug Pederson/KJ - Somewhere between cool, unpredictable, and grumpy
Bill Belichick/Blimp City Hero - The GOAT
Adam Gase/Swoos - Seems like a chill dude
Todd Bowles/Joe4th - Should get more credit and less sad
Sean McDermott/GreatBeardRecs - I don't know, seems like a cool, normal dude
Marvin Lewis/Randall Mentzos - No matter how many times he is wrong, he will stand eternal
Mike Tomlin/Fuck You Aurora - Underestimated the Jags
John Harbaugh/Drew Beringer - Good at being upset
Doug Marrone/Gedeon - Great taste in everything but QB
Tom Cable/Whitenblue
Jon Gruden/Matty - Lovable, attractive, legend, when the world needed him most, he disappeared
Anthony Lynn/GrantCloud - Nice human
Andy Reid/CarpetElf - Fucking horrendous time management

 

fuck Jason Garrett

 

At least it’s not Jeff Fisher?

 

I would consider myself a mix of Pete "I want everyone to be my friend" Carroll and John "get off my lawn" Fox

 

Chuckled at Brandon as Jason Garrett

 

I am a lovable and attractive legend, yes.

Spot on.

 

Also, lol @ Gedeon - great taste in everything but QB

 

I’m down with being Bowles. He’s stuck with shit, just like me

 

This feels right, I feel like I'm constantly having to manage PR disasters

 

I also definitely have a Riverboat Ron personality

 

Actually fuck, I might be Bruce Arians. Simultaneously act 80 years old and 20 years old, highly touted despite not winning anything, I call my friends (teammates) out in public a lot when they're being dumb, I stick by people (QBs) way too long for my own good

I'll take either or though

 

I do like me some Jay Cutler

 

Isn't he gone? Either way, great case hahaha.

 

I feel like I need to retire to stay canon

 

Yeah, you look around the league and he's probably one of the better coaches. Seems like he always managed to get the team to turn a corner when they're in a bad spot, last year not withstanding. Him & Shula were attached at the hip, so I was surprised they let him go. Needed to happen.

 

Fuck yeah I'm down with being Mike Tomlin. I'll just settle for making it to the AFC title game.

 

Oh man, I can't believe I forgot Anton.

Anton is Mike Zimmer. Because duh.

 

I’m not sure if I really am Bill Belichick/The GOAT, but Photoshop has been my Tom Brady since 2001.

Unfortunately, I had to stay in Cleveland.

 

Seems fairly accurate, imo dqm ats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

I call Kyle Shanahan

 

Guess i dont post here a lot but I’ll name myself Dirk Koetter cause I’m forgotten about