Daily AMA • Page 8

lmao

 

Dylan does like me tho

 

I don’t know, but I don’t like you just FYI

 

Just got home. One page in and I want to die.

 

@dylan why haven’t you texted me back?

 

Lmao

I’m legitimately laughing rn

 

I wanna know once and for all who started the asterisks bc I hate them so bad. I am constantly second guessing myself when I see them

@dylan what's the worst impression someone's left on a date? The worst impression you felt you left on a date? Favorite and least favorite mewithoutyou album and why?

 

If you really want the answer to the first question, it’s here. It’s a long read, but well worth it and will explain a lot about Dulam.

Look WhA1 You Made Me Do

 

Coward

 

yeah @dylan answer the questions

 

guys there are 31 minutes until @dylan will accept digital communications

 

i texted him already bc im impolite af

 

mods, please

 

@dylan you don't accept interaction with others from midnight to nine a.m. What makes you go "from six to midnight"?

 

lol

 

jesus that's very early in the thread okay here i go i guess

 

How is this thread 5 fucking pages

 

With one page of us just yelling at @dylan to respond haha

 

it's had it's highs and lows but last night was peak general forum

 

i really just wanted to sneak in that music forum question but i had to hide it behind general forum questions

 

Great question.

 

thanks mr. s, for a minute I wondered if it was too hard or boneheaded to bring up

 

what is this threads' existence? dylan already has too much attention as it is damnit

 

Take one A1 shot every morning. How is that even a question, Kevin. Jesus Christ. Eat poop? What the fuck is wrong with you??

Yes, ALWAYS leave a stall/urinal between you and another person as allowed. never talk on your phone. never watch videos with the sound on either. always wash your hands. always flush. if you drizzle on the toilet seat, clean up after yourself. if there isn't an automatic sensor to flush the toilet, push down on the lever with your foot. never touch the faucet handle with your bare hands, use a paper towel to turn it off. if you try and shoot a paper towel wad from downtown and miss, go over and pick it up and place it in the trash can. exit and enter the bathroom to your right to avoid running into someone or causing a traffic jam. don't talk. don't talk. don't talk. don't talk.

lots of reasons, none of which will be satisfactory to you I'm sure, and none of which make who I am and why any more understandable.

fucking disgusting

I've always been this way, even my mom says I've always been a grump. My parents are great to me.

I'm getting to them, jesus christ, give me some time.

I'm not sure as far as what in that quote I'm supposed to be verifying the accuracy?

Ask me questions, it's in the title, come on.

Hopefully this year but who knows with the JT situation.

get out of my thread, Rob.

Motorcycle Driveby

yes.

Find out the girl has unkempt shruberry. I can break up with her quick and easy since it's a valid reason and I won't feel any remorse or regret.

I am a socialist so I subscribe to the restorative and transformative justice models. billionaires in cosplay should be sent to the wall.

No, i don't trust strangers, especially ones offering me food. That's why I never go into Sams Club.

I'm indifferent.

No.

I do like you, Garrett.

I'm busy.

See James' response for worst impression someone left on me.

The worst one was when I got black out drunk at my cousin's house while watching house of cards season 2 premier. I got on tinder at 2am and somehow convinced a really nice redhead nursing student to meet me at the art museum half an hour away at 9am on a saturday. i woke up at 8:20am the next morning with a wicked hangover and my apple watch was dead and my phone was at 1% with an unknown number having texted me saying "hey! I'm heading that way now :)"

My melted brain was like "uh...what the fuck, wrong number" but when I opened it up and went back through the thread and my tinder account, I saw the horror that I had done to myself. I bolted out of my cousins house, went home and showered, and then rushed to the museum to meet with this woman. i was so fucking sick i spent most of the time asking her really short questions to keep my mouth closed because I wanted to throw us in some old greek vases and pottery the entire time. she was really nice and funny and shared a lot of the same interests but all i could focus on was not spewing.

after 2 hours of that it was 11ish and she asked if I wanted to go get lunch and I told her no I wanted to go home and I turned around and left. I then realized my brain was still melted so I didn't remember how to get to the parking garage so i turned around and walked up to her and had to ask her if she could help me find my way out.

I went home and texted her the next day apologizing for my behavior and asked if she wanted me to make it up to her for a redo and she said yes but she was moving in two days to western kansas to do her clinicals so she wouldn't be back for several months. Which was obviously a lie. Which is good, a lie is a courtesy, and it was understood i ruined her saturday morning and that was that.

Pale Horses. I love every new thing they do and they keep getting better and better. Brother, Sister is a close second since i have so many memories attached to it.

too personal, Cups. you don't need that kind of information.

 

@dadbolt I'm getting to yours