"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 765

Isn't there a browns parade scheduled soon now that they've had a perfect season?!

 

2T

 

Good to see you on here bud.

 

NO! There can be only one queen. AIN’T NOBODY TAKING THAT FROM ME

 

Haha yep, Saturday 1/6

 

My sister is going through a tough break up. Y'all know any good jokes to cheer her up? They can even be ragingly anti-men.

 

A guy walks into a bar, takes off his hat and places it onto the counter. A duck jumps out.

The bartender asks, "can I help you, sir?"
The guy orders a beer.
The bartender asks the guy if his duck friend wants any thing, and the duck says, "no thanks."
"Oh! You're a talking duck." the bartender says, "what's your name?"
"Huey," the duck says.
The bartender asks the duck how his day went.
The duck says, "It went great. I've been in and out of puddles all day."
"That's nice," says the bartender.

Out jumps another duck.
The bartender asks, "are you a talking duck, too?"
"Yessir," says the duck.
"Well, what's your name?" he asks.
"Dewey," says the duck.
"Well, how was your day?" asks the bartender.
"Great. I've been in and out of puddles all day," Dewey says.
The bartender says, "oh, that's nice."

Out jumps a third duck.
The bartender says, "Well, I suppose you talk, too."
"Yes, I do," replies the third duck.
"Is your name Louie? Huey, Dewey, and Louie?" asks the bartender.
"No," says the duck, "My name is Puddles. And don't ask how my day is going.

 

God gives men a brain and penis, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.

 

2 muffins are in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says “it’s hot in here, isn’t it?!”.

The other responds: “AAHH, a talking muffin!!”

 

Happy new year biznatches! Sup from rhe future. Yall r great. Mat you all grt msny leggings!

 

Happy New Year Legging Queen

 

I’m a loser and I have no plans for tonight

 

Same. Cheers!

 

What the fuck

 

My hosuse is open to all of yup

 

The moment some of you maybe have been waiting for!!!!!!!!

 

1. MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA - A Black Mile To The Surface

2. JULIEN BAKER - Turn Out The Lights

3. PHOEBE BRIDGERS - Strangers In The Alps

4. MOUNT EERIE - A Crow Looked At Me

5. NANA GRIZOL - Ursa Minor

6. THE NATIONAL - Sleep Well Beast

7. YOUNG JESUS - S/T

8. CLOUD NOTHINGS - Life Without Sound

9. EMPEROR X - Oversleepers International

10. THE MENZINGERS - After The Party





honestly i dont like ranking things at the end of the year, but after i made that banner i felt like i had to to make it official. there are tons of other records i loved from this year. those 10 are my absolute favorite maybe.................... like honestly 2-4 could all switch spots and it wouldnt matter lol

 

Holy shit 2018 is mad different, flying cars, skynet just became self aware and doc brown just gave me the finger.

 

Thanks bud!

 

Also all my friends just left and i’m way too hyper to go to sleep.

 

The Movielife - Cities in Search of a Heart

 

Too short

 

Congrats @Larry David !!

 

I’ve been terrible at my Chorus life lately