"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 637

Santa Clause 2 > Santa Clause

Favorite quotes:
-Toy Santa: You are a sad, strange little man!
- Abby: It's... Charlie.

Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: [Obliviously] Sheen? I thought he straightened out?

Abby: Not that Charlie.

Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: My Charlie. My son Charlie? He's on the naughty list? There's gotta be a mistake.

- Bernard: Don't Listen to him! He's not the real Santa! He has a rubber face and a plastic tushie!

 

I've been puking since five and I still don't look like Matthew McConaughey.

 

alright alright alright

 

Do you drive a Lincoln before it was cool to drive a lincoln?

 

Where the fux is my vodka?!?

 

Hurry up with my damn croissants

 

Just bought "skinny girl margarita"

 

Are you sure you know what an avocado is?

 

Avocado:

Cucumber?

 

Uh, yeah bruh
Pitless Avocados Exist and Holy Guacamole We Need Them

 

Nah.

 

Uh, nah bruh, see above bruh

 

Umm, but avocados are green, and those are like more white than green? They can't taste good.

Also, who the fuck almost slices their finger off removing an avocado pit? It ain't that hard, unless you're eating unripe avocados, in which case you don't deserve fingers.

 

I'm not saying I agree with the premise but they're definitely avocados

 

I could call bananas avocados too, but that doesn't make them avocados.

 

Are you saying seedless watermelons aren't real watermelons? Or pitted cherries aren't real cherries?

 

Good point. Sound.

 

I don't like the tone of fructoxenophobia happening in this thread

 

It's not just the lack of pit, they're the wrong shape and color, and the skin texture is all wrong.

 

I am a lawyer after all.

 

Right, sorry, I forgot that there's only one right kind of shape/color/texture for an apple.

 

I don't know anything about apples, that's @Kingjohn_654 territory.

 

Uhhh, filibuster.

 

New username for @Dr. Phil Jr. ?