Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Rian Johnson, December 15, 2017) Movie • Page 256

Someone just said to me

How can you think this is a good movie when you don’t know who snoke is...?

Like really??

 

hahahahaha wow. That's so elaborate. Still, when I saw it in the theater my first thought was Soran's rocket shooting off from the planet and hitting the sun in, like, ten seconds. Like as if the small sun we see in the sky was the only distance it had to travel.

 

Needs more Spider 2 Y Banana.

 

Jsut watched it and dont remember. I dont think anything about the KOR tho. I think Maz was saying what she learned in TLJ. Not Luke and if she jsut said "No not luke" it wouldnt have meant anything. She had to find out for herself.

 

this person mustve hated the OG trilogy until the prequels came out for not knowing who the Emperor was.

 

Empire was a bad movie because we didn’t know who Sidious was

 

Real talk that play I described above is a flipped spider 2 y banana hahaha

Interceptor = FB
TIE fleet = WR running the crossing route (in a regular spider 2 Y banana it's from the left, I said from the right

 

Welp...I guess we can shut down Chorus.fm. Can't get better than that can it?

 

Can somebody make a serious Snoke documentary going through his early childhood/college days at Mustafar State University just to fuck with these people

 

That’s the plan! So everyone has it for the holiday.

 

Kylo Ren = Ryan Leaf. Lots of raw talent. Total headcase. #DraftBust.

 

Holy hell I am so in to help write for this

 

Finn is that dude you recruited at WR, never panned out there so he went to DB and he might actually get drafted.

 

Random thought. I really hope the likeliness of the Obi-Wan movie doesn't hinge on how well Han Solo does.

 

The Han movie would have to be remarkably awful for that to happen.

 

Unfortunately I think this will always be the case from now on. $$$$ is the goal here. If for some reason TLJ doesn't perform to the level that TFA did over time, I bet the IX will be "safer" to try and shore up the numbers.

 

Unfortunately I dont think thats out of the realm of possibility. Considering weve got IMO all great films, its hard for me to envision it being that bad, but the drama of the situation and them basically remaking the movie has me nervous.

Also hear the release date might be pushed back which I wouldnt mind. Dont pull a Justice League. Take your time with it.

 

I wish I knew who Snoke was tbh

 

They woulda been fun to be around when the OG trilogy game out. lol.

 

"Holdo (and Leia) repeatedly tell Dameron that running away and surviving is better than fighting and sacrificing human lives, which is the big message of The Last Jedi—a message that comes across as murky and possibly dishonest."

Disregarding the blatent misunderstanding of what Holdo and Leia meant, that is not the big message of the film, or even the third biggest message of the film. This is one of the reasons I don't care for fanboy reviews. They're always surface level.

 

“The movies are ok. But I just wish they had revealed who Palpatine was. Like, what if he was a senator and there was a trade dispute, right? And he played both sides off of each other and created a clone army out of Bobba Fett’s father, who wears the exact same armor that Bobba Fett does, but it’s kinda got a blueish hue to it, you know? I think knowing that information would have made RotJ so much better.”

 

"This movie isn't very good unless it lets me know if Darth Vader hates, or likes, sand."

 

"Yeah but he wasnt the main villain it was Darth Vader"
"Thats exactly what Kylo is"
"Snoke was so powerful though and went out so easy"
"Kylo stabbed him with a lightsaber. Palpatine got picked up and thrown off a ledge"

 

“I mean, we know Anakin was an amazing fighter pilot. But what if he didn’t respect when an opponent had the high ground? And, like, that was his downfall. So much character depth.”