Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 857

Social studies and/or English teacher

I have read this three times and still keep reading BEASTASIAN each time.

 

They've probably fooled so many poor souls

 

who the fuck is this guy

 

I went to this dive bar last week after work and this dude walked up while on his phone and asked what food they had while talking on the phone and the bartender was like “I don’t know check the damn menu” and he was like “where are the menus?” She was like “behind the fuckin bar,” and he was so confused he tried to walk behind the bar.

 

I wanted to be a lawyer when I was young, I was a boring kid

 

how many pages did I miss

wtf

 

The Rocket Surgeon thing legitimately works on Dating Apps. People add me because they wanna know what a Rocket Surgeon is all the time

 

At least you were reasonable. I wanted to be a cheetah.

 

Every page is like stepping into another dimension I swear

 

I did like three and said no more

 

so how's that new star wars

 

U guys have extreme patience to actually read through the pages

 

depends on the content. not reading that shit

 

I deliver grade A content

 

Shoutout to everyone out there doin' their thing and stuff like that

 

I swear on my father’s grave, when I was a child I told people I wanted to be a doctor so I could look at people’s butts. My family makes fun of me to this day. The wanting to look at butts part hasn’t changed.

Then I wanted to be a cinematographer.

Now I want to teach English, but who knows what I’ll do. We kinda live in a time where almost no one has a job for forty years and then retires. People just bounce from one career avenue to another, it seems.

 

for fucks sake

 

Whatever we're awesome

 

read all my posts today in the voice of Conor McGregor please

 

Even gross butts?

 

Read all my posts as if the Beastie Boys are singing

 

ok

 

I dunno I was an idiot sanwhich kid!

 

I don't know his voice, how about Conor Oberst

 

Professor Booty