"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 546

Speaking of toilets, here's a friendly reminder not to flush baby wipes down them:

Wet wipes make up 93% of matter causing UK sewer blockages

 

When I bought my toilet, they advertised it by saying it could flush 18 golf balls at once. I should be in the clear

 

Vin Diesel would have been amazing in Drive

 

Looks like he could use a patent lawyer. Amirite? @Kingjohn_654 (am I doing this right?)

 

I usually eat 24 golf balls at a time though, I have no portion control and don't want to leave 6 in the package.

 

Brushing your teeth in the shower is actually a thing?

 

Yep it is haha. It's snowing here, and I am stuck inside for the evening, so my toddler and I are having a lip sync battle lol
How about yourself?

 

2 birds 1 stone.

 

@Mary V Good morning! Is it still ridiculously hot?

 

Cool, well then hi Audrey! (Apologies if that's not the correct spelling.)

Sounds like you're having a fun evening. I just sent my last work email of the day, now going to change into my biking clothes and get out of here before the snow comes (unlike Monday) and relieve my wife from parent duty and give my twins a bath !

 

hehe

 

Nope! None of those in Utah.

My dude gets it! A good fry needs nothing added to it.

Say the day and time and I’m there John!!

I’m colorblind and no joke, a girl in highschool thought that meant I saw in black and white.

How do you joint the Chorus Food Club Society? I need to bring my five year old style taste in food to that group.

I hate fart jokes. In fact I rarely if ever fart in front of people, even my wife. I know I’m weird. Her whole family thinks farting is funny and makes fun of me for not.

The most overrated band in the pop punk genre. That dudes voice is like nails in a chalkboard

We are surrounded by sick people Adam

No joke, Speed Racer was one of my most fun theater experiences ever.

 

So what's it like to see in black and white?

 

Woohoo for being done with work! I hope bath night goes well for you!

I had forgotten who it was from here that got stuck biking in the snow the other day, but I thought about it today because I saw someone biking earlier and there was already three inches of snow on the ground. Have a safe and snow free ride home!

 

Pretty shitty honestly

 

I only floss the day of dentist appointments

 

What if I mailed you a sealed fart in a jar. You wouldn’t find that funny?

 

Time zones are such a trip my gf is in London rn. She just went to bed and when she gets up I will be going to bed haha

 

Enjoy your break from her man.

 

Dear thread,

Tomorrow evening I am going away for the weekend, I will be around minimally. Do not miss me too much.

Weather Forecast for Monday: A like-blizzard by @skurt will hit the thread. Dress appropriately, or not at all!

 

Kind of funny that I just saw this. I've been on a Hotelier kick all day! Crazy coincidence:

 

Deja Vu

 

Seriously!

 

9 years ago today I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. Pretty significant.

 

Where's @Dr. Phil Jr. been?