Wrestling Thread 3: Dan vs. Cam • Page 218

That's crazy NXT is coming to Toms River. I remember when that arena opened up, Jay Leno was the first night and they had a bunch of big events thereafter. Guess I might have to visit my dad earlier than expected.

 

You guys really are nerds, that Hardy thing was cringe city

 

it was fun as fuck imo

@bones would be popping if it were a Bachelor gimmick

 

The unmarried neckbeards making fun of the married guy for being a married guy is "Woken" Matt/Roman's fist level cringe too so it's all adding up

Ha ha that guy has to watch the Bachelor next to his red hot wife, what a NERD

 

You're right bones, I am secretly just jealous of your marriage that you managed to shove into one sentence three times, it definitely wasn't a lighthearted joke. Marriage is the only measurement of happiness after all.

 

how long was Reigns/Jordan? i tuned in like 15 mins in with match in progress, seemed like it was like 30 minutes

 

You got worked bro

 

Ha ha can't believe that bones guy has to go to Home Goods while I lie here on my sheetless futon and fire up my 14th hour of pro wrestling programming this week #livingmybestlife

 

hey man i got them Walmart jersey sheets that feel like t-shirts, a FULL sized mattress (that's like just under a queen for those keeping track at home), and only a small all-consuming fear of dying alone, so who's really the mark here

 

Shut up @bones or i’ll make you broken bones


Yup.

 

Lmao like this guy's gonna take time off from Final Fantasy to do something physical

 

Bones is en fuego today

 

bones is tryna do something that dolph could never do

get heat

 

side note, the Dolph ep of the E&C pod was really great

 

Oh shit meant to listen to that one, thanks for the tip NERD

 

Actuallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I beat it. Quite handily too may I add.

 

Yeah Dolph talking about the career he used to have, real exciting.

 

dolph could only get over dressed up as a fast food icon

 

this is just false haha. he struggles to get real heat but we was mega over as a face for like a year

 

yeah i know, i'm just tryna rattle ol' bones

 

My dude bones goin hard in the paint today.

 

Final Battle card for ROH lookin p good:

MAIN EVENT
ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
ROH WORLD CHAMPION “THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE” CODY (IF CHAMPION) vs. DALTON CASTLE

DREAM MATCH, NON-TITLE
IWGP JR. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION “THE VILLAIN” MARTY SCURLL vs. JAY LETHAL

ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS (ALEX SHELLEY & CHRIS SABIN) vs. BEST FRIENDS (BERETTA & CHUCKIE T.)

ROH WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP FOUR CORNERS ELIMINATION MATCH
SHANE TAYLOR vs. SILAS YOUNG vs. PUNISHMENT MARTINEZ vs. ROH WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION KENNY KING

ROH WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
ROH WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ADAM PAGE & THE YOUNG BUCKS vs. FLIP GORDON, DRAGON LEE, & TITAN

SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH
MATT TAVEN vs. “THE AERIAL ASSASSIN” WILL OSPREAY

GRUDGE MATCH
THE ADDICTION (CHRISTOPHER DANIELS & FRANKIE KAZARIAN) VS. WAR MACHINE (RAY ROWE & HANSON)



I swear if Punishment gets that belt.....

 

i think the prospect of Dalton getting his moment is better than any match, only the Tag Titles pique my interest at all.

i also think it's laugable to call Scurll/Lethal a "dream match", as great as they both are.

 

Can't wait for Dalton to lose and kill all of his momentum completely

I hope the Best Friends win every tag team title everywhere

 

Addiction/War Machine probably will be awesome.