(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 676

A fun story about meeting my wife on a dating site(POF for those wondering) is that I found her pretty early on and messaged her. She had had the app for a while and had a lot of bad luck with creeps, etc. She couldn't figure out how to deactivate her account through the mobile app(turns out you only can from the website) Because of this she needed to wait until she got back to work on that Monday to deactivate it from her work computer. Had she been able to deactivate her account from the mobile app, she never would've gotten my message. She decided to "give me a chance" despite her past lack of success.

Some of the creepy stories she told me about people are really embarrassing to hear as a man.

 

I feel like you're encouraging us to pull a Lars And The Real Girl

 

Hey man, the whole town accepted him

 

Has anyone seen The Lobster? Lol

 

2 best friends of mine and my fiance met on POF and got married as well. huzzah!

 

I own it lol

 

Now that’s the way to date

Edit: btw I love your avatar

 

thank you, brother

 

I don't think I'd be embarrassed to say I met on a dating just, just Tinder. Tinder's whole thing is like a hook-up spot, so in itself it seems sort of shameless. But if it was Match or something else more "relationship" based, I wouldn't be embarrassed.

 

"i met my wife on tinder" wouldn't even rank on a list of most embarrassing things i've said, bring it on

 

we know

 

I actually know a dude (can't stand him, literally only person I've ever hated lol - just one of those not part of the group of friends so he comes in and picks one he thinks is the loser (though hes the biggest lame of all) of the crew and shits on them to seem cool amongst the rest of the group, not realizing our group of friends dont fuck with that shit, but anyway) who met his wife off Tinder.

They really don't have any sort of chemistry and its painfully obvious, remember one night we were all playing beer pong and I guess he and she were at odds and all she did all night was demasculinize him in front of everybody, and even starting like terribly dancing with no rhythm and rolling her belly at people and at one point she goes to my friend "What are you gay, this doesn't distract you?" (as theyre playing beer pong) and he goes "No, just don't find you attractive at all."

Damn near choked to death on the hit I was taking.

 

Geeeezzzzzz what a fucking tool.

At a get-together this weekend, a guy I hadn't met was there with his Siberian girlfriend who was v cool and fun... but they had an awkward dynamic. He seemed to be going for PDA non-stop all night and she was just like "nah".

Cut to a few hours later when most were asleep and we built a fire, and my buddy and a couple of others tell me they're pretty sure it's an arranged/mail-order bit and that they're getting married imminently.

To each their own I guess lol

 

FTFY

 

I always hear jokes about this stuff but I never thought it was super real. How can it be legal if it's mail order?

 

all in the terminology i would assume. any agency you would find a wife through could basically position itself as a "dating site". but i also don't know at all lol

 

Yeah my ex knew a guy who frequented the bar she worked at who had a mail order bride. It was super weird. He was not an attractive guy, he had just inherited some money and bought her. She literally just stayed at the house and cleaned and stuff while he got drunk at the bar. It was kinda depressing. I did not like him.

 

i just forgot there was a world outside chorus, you right

i love that movie

 

I'm an idiot.

 

jesus I am terrible at tinder [flirting]

 

Almost all my relationships been abusive towards me. The only other ones been people super depressed like me that i been with. Issue is i have notbing in the way of family support (the few that did are dead) and my friends dont give me the love i need.

Im really worn down and breaking.

 

I enjoy being single and think it's rly fun but sometimes I wanna bf who will play all my scary games so I can watch. I get too freaked or impatient to play them myself so I want to watch someone else do it. I know there's that sucky trope of the guy playing games while they just expect their gf to watch and not play along, but I legitimately enjoy it if the game is interesting enough.

Basically can someone come over and play silent Hill 2 and siren and fatal frame on my ps2 and let me watch lol

 

I am currently doing a spoopy games playthrough. I suck though because I had like 7 games I wanted to play but I only managed to do 2.

 

Silent Hill 2 is my favorite game maybe ever! I never finished Siren but I meant to

 

I have been playing silent Hill 2 for literal years and I'm nowhere close to finishing. I like to watch someone else play first so I know what to expect. I can watch any horror movie but the games freak me out!!