A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 1100

omg

 

Holy dang dude

 

And a partridge in a pear tree

 

Haha damn you mixed a lot of things.

 

god damnit ian

 

im back for the day everyone

 

This works for all my posts

 

damnit ian

 

At my brothers wedding i drank so much i should be legally dead. I also fell asleep on the toilet at a bar

 

Open bars are great but dangerous

I had Taco Bell that night thankfully, and also took a Vitamin B thing.

 

My bachelor party was a weekend camping out in the woods (we did river tubing during the day). After a full day of drinking on the water, we went back, got a bon fire going, drank more, etc. Went to a porta potty closer to the tubing HQ, frickin passed out and people had no idea where I was; keep in mind the this was in the middle of the night, so everything is pitch black. Went back the next morning to go to the bathroom and noticed a huge spider web and spider in the ceiling. Freaked me out so much knowing I was passed out in there with that massive thing.

 

Well i drank quite a bit at the open bar but i also found a bottle of titos in bridal suite from earlier and my cousin and i were just going to town on it. Big mistake.

 

I think I've been shitting on TB in other threads, honestly haven't eaten it in 12+ years, but I saw a commercial for the chicken thing and that looks real nice.

 

Went to a wedding last year and the couple had a set amount for the bar and it was reached so early in the night that one of the parents ended up picking up the tab because they didn't want the party to end.

 

Hahahaha jesus christ. Hell no to spiders

 

I just drink at night when I want to escape reality

so, it's often.

 

Haha somethin' similar happened to my friend. Our friends couldn't find him and he was awoken by a janitor at the bar who found him asleep in the stall at like 3am

 

Honestly, I wish I could remember, but I don't even know if I shit, and if I did, if I wiped before getting out. I'd assume I went in there with the intent to poop, and passed out? Who knows, hell of a weekend though.

 

In my case my cousin literally came in to stall with me so she woke me up

 

Living your best life

 

Not a drunk bathroom story (he did punch through a door at a party once cus he thought he heard a girl screaming in the bathroom... on of those stupid strength folks but same friend) but there was a time no one could find one of my friends when he was drunk and we looked everywhere and come to find out hes sleeping behind the oil burner between the burner and the wall. Once we found him we told him to move into the basement room the oiler burner room was in since there was a bed/couch he promptly chose to go back asleep on the ping pong table.

Only drunk restroom stories I have is the "Ugh why did I drink that much" throwing up and laying on the bedroom floor wanting to die lol.

 

I can't believe I've spent the last two days reading drama of a forum closing non stop. I guess this is what people who watch soaps feel like

 

I want drama where where

 

neogaf. I can explain more when I'm finished work