A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 975

i needed this, thank you

 

those fucks have no idea on how a writer’s room is composed and how likely it is that their fav quotes were a woman’s brainchild assigned to a male character

 

This is 100% true also

 

No worries bb. I’m always trying to lookout for what’s best for the thread

 

not to get overly wonder years but THE FOUNTAIN WAS OFFFF

seriously they’re draining the fountains today and it’s the saddest

 

But you haven't blocked me yet!

 

Did someone quote me?

 

Kidding I love you @Laura

 

I love Chelsea's bit about how if guys bled out their dicks once a month it's all they'd joke about

 

Like a month ago Laura and I watched 3 different comedy specials in a row and ALL 3 had the bit about "WOMEN ARE COMPLICATED AND MEN ARE SIMPLE / WOMEN AND MEN ARE DIFFERENT"

 

Huh, i never thought of it like that

 

Truly illuminating

 

Whenever a male comedian says " you know how women are" I inevitably disagree

 

And also all women hate sex, don't forget

 

Ahh yes I almost forgot this crucial and entirely accurate information that was relayed to me through the medium of public speech

 

I am literally three out of four of these things.

 

Male comedian: *talk about how much i hate my wife for 30 minutes*
Male comedian: “... but I love her”
Audience: aw, he loves her what a good guy applause applause

 

And all men are horny all the time, that one might actually be true for everyone but me

 

He's not gonna see this, you're blocked.

 

I wish I could find this damn video of the people who damaged my car. It's probably impossible to find.

 

My girl wishes this was true in my instance cus she gets on me about not having the same sex drive as her. Shit, I wish it were true sometimes just to avoid the earfuls, I can't help that stuff. lol

 

For real though, let's not sleep on that Yellowstone article. This is the best news.

 

I wish i could partake in a snowball fight tonight. I'm just a snowfall away.

 

dont forget the eventual movie deal to be the "funny dad/bachelor" in movies no one asked for.

 

No if I blocked you it'd be because you went on goddamn autodraft and are still leading our fantasy league

But then again you set draft orders so I'm not salty about it