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So cool, and Chavo looks great! He and Eddie have some good aging genes compared to the other Guererros lol. Mens Hair Club f-f-for life

 

I loved how they used to keep kayfabe as often as possible

 

Chavo is jacked af

 

Just watched a video of when Stone Cold came back in the middle of the Invasion shit going on in 2001 and the crowd went ballistic as soon as his music hit and gave me chills. It also made me think how I don't think there is a single thing/person that could get that response from the WWE crowd now and that's pretty sad.

 

Mickey Gall’s punching bag would like a word with you

 

^

 

I would pee and shit my pants and vomit and cry and laugh and scream at the same time if CM punk returned outta no where

 

Man, your whole ticket cost would go to custodial services. Now that’s a po(o)p.

 

I pop for Zack Ryder like I'd pop for a CM Punk return

 

wut

 

Zack Ryder rules bruh WWWYKI

 

One of my best buddies that I go to all WWE shows with would get along well with you. Huge merch buying Ryder mark.

I’ve shared this anecdote before but there was this fucking awesome hole in the wall indie show I went to a few Aprils ago that had X-Pac as the heel easter bunny, Hurricane Helms as the bunny’s foil, and most notably Jake Roberts working a full blown 10 minute singles match that was 9:57 of headlocks.

They had a bunch of vendors but none had Roberts figures so I bought a Ryder/Ziggler two pack to have signed for my roommate. Jake said “what the fuck”, I told him Steve loved Ryder, and he signed it something akin to “Steve try not to touch your snake to this”.

That has to be worth $20, right?

 

Every time I hang out with this one dude, he tells me Ryder used to babysit him. I think I've heard the story like ten times.

 

That is my favorite.

 

If it's true, that's a story worth telling 20 times, so know your role.

 

stop it

 

If Punk ever returns and Dan does anything shy of emptying all of his bodily discharge from all orifices I say we ban him

 

Welp guys, it's official, i'm a shit poster. I posted something on reddit and it was instantly labeled a shitpost by someone else.

 

every reddit post is a shit post by virtue of it being on reddit

 

Marty never ceases to amaze me.


Marty Jannetty
9 hrs ·
BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL MEDIA!!! NO SEX WITH DAUGHTERS!!! (I put that 2nd line in to grab your attention as you need to see whats going on with this) : I will be limiting what I say here due to attorney's advice & lawsuits in progress.

Several major newspapers in major cities in America(and countries, Canada, Australia & the UK, so far) have recently written articles on me about my daughter, suggesting we wanted to have sex together. Well please share this and write an article about this(as I know you won't because it's not something negative on me) ITS FAKE NEWS!!

My site was hacked or it came from a fake account, which Im constantly having Facebook remove them. (Had been hacked 7 times b4 since on FB) All the newspapers other than the NY Post(I think thats the one)(its definitely a top NY paper though) have written the article AS FACT. The NY Post did say at the end of the article that they didnt know if the story was true or hacked. BUT, they wrote it anyway. This morning I found a big piece of evidence where this came from.

I always tell my people on Facebook about losing my phones which happens a lot(Dude, where's my phone) Well heres how I know a recent one was stolen and not lost. I got up this morning and saw my phone had 8 FB messages that came in from 4:30am when I went to bed and 8:30am when I woke up. I checked into them and they were all people asking why I looked so sad. There was a pic sent to many people in my FB messenger of me>>looking horrible!!! IT TOLD ON THE CULPRIT! The picture is of me close up and wearing my reading glasses and looking tired as can be(which I was) BUT, that pic came while I was setting up Skype and didnt mean to take a selfie, evidently I touched a wrong place.

But I saved that pic to THAT PHONE to occasionally look and remind myself Im getting real old. Point being, it was saved to that STOLEN phone. Not FB, not my laptop, tablet or computer. JUST THAT PHONE. AndI always leave my FB open on my phone so that person was able to go all through my FB account. That person must hate me. Why else would they do that crap to me? My biggest disappointment is no one(that saw it) caught on that it was obviously fake and at least ASKED me about it rather than take it as true. EXCEPT, for a few on my fan page. Thats how I originally found out about it.

Its a 6 weeks old thing that I was keeping quiet about so as not to harm the investigation. BUT recently,for some odd reason, newspapers are suddenly reporting on it.(we know why) But NOW you all know the REAL on this. Sorry Bianca AND Wendy that y'all are getting dragged into my messes. I love yall, this will be fixed!!

 

I am now on the hunt for Dick Punch Dan’s reddit handle. Looking out for something like “PodcastKing69”

 

hahahaha

 

You know, I had an idea for an opening five minute stretch of a Ric Flair biopic screen treatment that I still think is very good and was considering prepping for some of my local garbage horror film making buddies to comb over.

Maybe Jannetty is the way to go.

 

wreddit pissed me off a couple of years ago because one of the mods deleted my joke. I made a great Hogan joke, it got deleted an hour later with 200+ upvotes, then someone else posted the EXACT SAME JOKE the next day and it went uncontested. I’m talking identical in every way, and not at all topical or relevant, just a shower thought joke of mine.

 

I never want to get off the Wolf's wild ride