A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 535

have fun getting a bunch of balls out of the toaster and then applying your own icing like a second rate peasant ken

 

at least the pastry and icing are both fresh.

 

fun fact: i eat my pop tarts cold

 

or microwaved

 

doesn't it say on the box to microwave them for 3 seconds?

 

A friend loves lemon drops and orders a round when we go out.

She tries to kill me, I swear. A shot of straight vodka? Like, that's 0-100 in 3.2 flat.

 

I don't think so, god dammit.

 

Haha, when they're sugary they're way easier to drink...but also WAY too sugary. There's no happy medium.

 

got a like from @dadbolt, he lurkin'.

asuh daddy bear

 

I don't think my father the inventor of the toaster strudel would appreciate that

 

this guy gets it though

 

get f*@$ed Sancho

 

Ohhhh shit. Cups straight slapped yo ass with a fist full of DA TRUTH

 

i didn't get any likes from @dadbolt and i spit a fire verse

 

K

 

They usually do sugar on the rim for me. Shot of vodka with a sugar rim, lemon wedges on the side. It's rough lol

 

lol back in my day there were no microwave instructions on poptart packages

 

Kids these days needing microwave directions lol noobs

 

Same.

These millennial snowcucks made them add instructions so they stop having Pop tart fires.

 

"where do i insert the pup tart into my iphun"

 

Also 3 seconds seems insufficient. We don't all have industrial strength microwaves @kellogg

 

There's an air bubble in my gel manicure and I keep seeing it when I look at my fingers.

Speaking of millennial problems.

 

I do

My Microsoft can cook a hot Pocket in 40 seconds instead of the recommended 2 mins.

 

My Microsoft can cook two hot pockets in 40 seconds lol pathetic