(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 619

I mean...I've been on the internet for a few years now, so, you ain't wrong...I've seen some things

 

WoW

 

WoW and whataburger

 

And breakfast

 

Yeah and the sex thread can get a bit raunchy...

 

I already said WoW.

 

Keepin it pg-13 up in hurr

 

I was just reinforcing it. WoW.

 

yesterday was fun. girl I've been seeing and I had avoided having sex right out off the bat but we did yesterday a few times and it was worth. might make things semi-official i'm not really sure.

 

keep it pg in here

 

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Disagree with your first statement but agree w the rest. I only did shower sex for the first time literally a week ago and it was not at all the disaster I thought it'd be

car sex is def not great but I think if you're out in the world I prefer the car to like nothing at all? Like hope is not a great cover and I've known people who rely on hope maybe too much

 

Had a cop knock on my car window when I was on my first date with my current girlfriend because we were in a carpool parking lot at 230 in the morning with the car running. I was 28.

 

Welp guys i've been doing my best to just stay away from women and trying to force anything because I know how that usually goes and it's been a little rough. However I was trapped at my work for hurricane Irma this weekend and happen to of hit it off with a co-worker of mine who works in a total different department so I rarely see her. We were both stuck in one building with all our patients for 2 days and got to talking. I have seen her before and have been taken back by how beautiful she is but never had an opportunity to converse with her. Once I did we immediately vibed and had good chemistry. I've got her number and we text back and forth a healthy amount, nothing insane. Going to ask he if she would like to grab coffee sometime soon and i'm not too worried because I can tell she is at LEAST intrigued haha. Exciting stuff!

 

Florida?

 

The only bad thing about shower sex is the height difference. I'm 6'1" and my wife's 5'3".

Doesn't make it impossible though

 

Colby, ever the persistent.

"Honey, get the platform shoes"

 

Yeah, last time I had shower sex she was taller than me and it was a bit of a pain.

 

My ankles and knees Definitely start to burn but it feels good so whatever, it's worth it.

 

Hell yeah.

 

yallll I MADE IT I finally caught up.

I'm not gonna even mention my love life cause shits a mess but WOO I love breakfast and hate shower sex too!

 

That's why I thank god every day I'm only 5'9