(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 618

then you have to look at her the way larry looks in your avatar

 

Oh, I do. My response at this point when she says that is "Oh come on, we all know what that means"

 

Speak some millennial slang to her.

 

QFT doesn't work well face to face unfortunately. It can only mean one thing haha

 

So I've been seeing these ads on Instagram for a dating app called "East meets East" or something like that and how does Instagram know I'm Asian?

 

They read all of your internet activity, and they can put it together. Creepy stuff

 

shower sex is bad. water is not a lubricant, and i am not a flexible man. shower after sex is good.

 

Before as well.

 

Also, it is what you make it. I think some of the more fun stuff we've done has been shower related.

 

I was just getting ready to post and @ you this afternoon. How have you been and how are things going now?

 

Lube is your friend!

 

Shower sex is actually the worst. Shower foreplay is fine tho

 

I'm here for the shower sex bashing.

 

I'd say car sex is the worst. But I can get onboard with the foreplay part.

 

The WORST is no sex

 

Things are moving forward, thanks for thinking of me dude. Went and looked at an apartment for myself last night and pending my awful credit, I'll be moving out in October. We're going to try staying together without cohabitating. I moved in with her really fast because she was facing a pretty big trauma and she needed me there, so we've never gotten to spend time apart and know what it's like to miss each other.

Messed up, but other than our bad days, we've been way happier. Think it's a big burden lifted for us both. What that means for us after a month apart? Who knows, but I know statistically things aren't likely to work out and life will go on either way.

 

Ooo yeah it's pretty awful. Guess it depends on the car though. I had a 97 Jetta which was basically like a little toy car and sex in there was just not an option. Even road head was impacted because it was a stick shift, but I made it work

 

Me and my high school girlfriend would always hook up in my car on weekends in the parking lot of a small dental practice down the road from me because they were only open M-F. One night for some reason we opted to try it in the mall parking lot, and we were busted by security. They assumed we were waiting on some kind of drug deal because we parked off near a dumpster at the furthest end of the lot and left it running. Dumb kid stuff, but it was super upsetting for her and I felt awful about it.

 

Did you ever consider that the stick shift could of made things better?

 

I don't....think...that...

 

THIS.

 

What?

 

I'm just.... sayin....

 

Whenever people say "I wish I could be a kid again" "wish I could be in high school again" etc. I always think about how I really enjoy being able to freely have sex and not have to hide it from parents/find a place to do it/etc.

 

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