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I haven't a thing to say. You've done the best you could. You really have. The best you could. I guess we can't expect to win 'em all. I want to tell you something I've kept to myself for years. I was in the war myself -- the Medical Corps. I was on duty late one night when a badly wounded pilot was brought in from a raid. He could barely talk, but he looked at me and he said, "Doc. The odds were against us up there but we went in anyway, and I'm glad we did. The captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was @Dirty Sanchez. And the last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Sanchez. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good. That's for sure."

In short, I'll smoke weed and play video games for both of us.

 

I'm gonna smoke weed but later.

I'm also gonna eat lamb chops.

Maybe I'll play video games.

 

Today Final Factus XII Raster will be my home today so I'm excited to try it.

 

Destiny is down for maintenance right now and it's killing my vibe

 

Kendrick Lamar will have a word with them

 

goddammit that sounds about right

hope it's back up when i get home

 

lmao godspeed my dude

 

Hearthstone went down today when I was one win from my alltime best rank.

When it came back I lost.

 

just heard a local ad on the radio for a diesel mechanic and the dude sounded just like JW Stillwater. i guess he's moved on from fan boats.

 

How do people with 50,000+ twitter followers only get like as many likes as I do? Do they seriously pay for that many followers?

 

It's because you're a twitter wizard.

 

It is possible that they follow just 100k people and then immediately postpone resonance

 

This bit is killing me

 

I wish. Wizards are super cool.

 

Sometimes it's just a lot of bots, everyone's got them, of my 800 followers only like 20 or so ever interact with me

 

In all the years that we have followed each other, you have not ONCE liked one of my tweets. I mean what the fuck, Ian.

 

Ian does not follow me

 

I doubt that's the case Erin , I'm going to like one right now just to prove you wrong

 

I unretweet and then retweet your pinned tweet every now and then like I just did.

Thank you. Now I can never say that again.

 

You are the greatest!

 

Team follow back is against my religion

 

It's fucking hilarious.

For the losers without Twitter it's this one:

 

I'm happy because I do not want your grace

 

Monday night, so what do I do it?

I have myself?

 

Solitaire