(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 150

Yeah we have drunkenly made out once before. So we will see what happens.

Maybe I'll hit her with the late night text tonight and see what happens.

 

Just do it. Life's too short to potentially lose out on real happiness. You can get another job if that's what it comes to and it probably won't.

 

I can't believe it's not butter.

 

It definitely wouldn't cost me my job. Our owner wouldn't fire me over it. He might be mad at me though. She has worked for him for almost 8 years, I've only been there about 2 years.

I've slept with over coworkers there and haven't really had any real issues come of it.

 

How dare you call my wife butter!

 

Same, her name's Macky, did most of the work for me tbh lol. Keeps me warm if I'm charging her.

 

ya honestly I get the issues that can come with inter-work relationships but it also seems like one of the more likely places you'd meet someone. Definitely not a situation where I'd recommend a one time hookup type situation, but more of if it just works, it works. at work. ay.

That being said I worked at Edison which is definitely more of a conservative business and there were still couples who worked together there, no issues.

 

I've fucked 4 of my coworkers. Never had any workplace drama. All 4 were terrible fucks though so there's that

 

Don't let them break your heart my dude

 

Hahah, holy shit that sounds like a terrible idea

 

hmm idk what this is supposed to mean on that guys part. why does that matter? is he weird?

 

Just because of my job position and getting my personal life involved with work.

And the fact that she is a long time employee and he cares about her and wouldn't want anything to effect her job or personal life negatively.

 

This is the type of garbage that my ex will send me. But then every time I've tried to actually go through with it, she backs out. There have been countless times where she'll text me saying she wants to fuck and I try to make it happen and she backs out last minute. It doesn't really bother me I just don't understand it really.

Also, lol at texting me about this while at a church retreat.

 

I've only ever worked with other women so dating coworkers has never been a thing for me. I had a male boss once but that's it. Since work has taken over my life I don't really have the opportunity to meet anyone. But its super hard to meet anyone here in general cause they're like conservative rednecks with their Confederate flag trucks. I know that's not literally everyone but the percentage is so large its hard to find others not like that.

I was on my friends plenty of fish account last night and it was fun swiping left and right and reading the profiles but it was also kinda daunting and exhausting cause so many seemed fake or had shirtless mirror pics that made me rme. And my friend has a terrible type so the ppl she had me swipe yes on did not seem great.

 

Exes gonna ex

 

Really, really great drunk sex last night. We had talked pretty extensively about turn ons, what's off the table, etc a few weeks ago. One of the things that she brought up that I had never tried or had asked of me before was her giving me anal stimulation with her fingers. I said I had never been asked to try it or done it but that if she was wanting to, then yeah I'm up for it why not. Well last night she just went for it while she was reverse cowgirl and reached down there and asked if that was okay and drunk me was alllllll about it. Honestly, it was probably the second best sex I've ever had, not just from that, but the whole thing.

 

My man!


if you enjoyed that, you should see about getting a rimjob. It's amazing.

 

That's next I think, for both giving and receiving for the both of us. I really really really reallly enjoy giving oral, both vaginal and anal, and I can't get off from blowjobs, so it'll be interesting to see how I respond to that
also I got up this morning to take another shower and I was like "I wonder if I liked it because I was drunk and had my senses dull or if I actually really like it....so I was like...while I'm here in the shower I might as well try it again on myself to see" I......yeah....I like it. I also slipped and fell and almost killed myself though. but worth it

 

LMAO BE CAREFUL

I have to be a very specific type of horny to want to be fingered but I will always receive a rimjob. I too have an oral fixation. I will go down on a girl/eat out her ass all day, it's so good. As far as blowjobs go, I used to think I couldn't get off from blowjobs but then I started getting good blowjobs and that all changed. There is hope for you yet.

 

I'm not a fan of anything in or around my butt

 

have you tried?

 

can't spell butter without butt

 

Yes. One time when drunk. Not really a fan and I get REAL uncomfortable anytime my wife tries now

 

I think Colbster has met the quota for butter jokes for the week.
Actually, wait. Today's the first day of the week. Carry on.

 

You miscreants