A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 463

how did you ever get laid lol

 

Lol, in high school? I didn't

 

Also, I grew up in a Christian household and went to a private Christian high school and was gonna save myself for marriage L O L. I realized I was an atheist when I was like 19 and having sex with my then girlfriend. We'd go to church and then fuck right after and I was like, "wtf am I doing" and just accepted that I didn't believe any of that stuff I was raised to believe. I never truly believed it but I went through the motions out of fear

 

I had sex in a car outside of a church once

 

car sex is that fun fun

 

My first kiss was at church. But it was like a make out session

 

We do have a sex thread guys haha

 

oh good point

 

Not that I don't have the utmost appreciation for car sex

 

Y'all have sex with cars what's the basis

 

We're muff(ler) divers

 

Lightning McQueen was the Lola Bunny of the carfucking community don't kinkshame Ian

 

I did this too and it was great

 

Only 2.5 more hours until work is over! Thankfully

 

I imagine heated seats are a big deal to this subculture

 

Mernin

I mean good noon

 

Moanin'

 

Merkin

 

I nailed a job interview this morning and the manager called me three hours later...

 

...and?!

 

Typically when someone calls you three hours after nailing them it's a sign they're clingy, so I think you got it!

 

I'm waiting on the offer email :)

I thought it was weird that he gave me a tour of the office after the interview when he was walking me out lol

 

Ask for more since they want you so badly

 

Congratulations!

lol don't do this unless their offer is poop.