A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 446

If my other 2 aunts and cousins (8 people) weren't staying with me I would have most definitely offered.

 

$800 a night ;)

 

I'd babysit Aeryn

 

Get her a New York slice

 

We have friends coming up to our house tomorrow

 

unfortunately we can't really go anywhere because of jobs unless we're being told to evacuate. fun stuff

 

I think if you were in danger they'd let you know, I know that won't assuage your fears but I'm sure you'll be fine

 

I am dying. Vomiting, migraine, fever. It's been a fucking week. Def the last year I skip flu shots

 

cam i told you that you would get sick if you didn't stop eating shit

 

but I've developed such a dependence on shit that i feel like shit if i dont eat shit derek

 

Sounds like some good shit

 

Uh, this that prom shit
This that what we do, don't tell your mom shit
This that red cup, all on the lawn shit
Got a fresh cut, straight out the salon, bitch

 

what's up people. Got my henny and vanilla coke, my bong, and I'm listening to Brand New. I'm not sure if I've made it all the way through the new album. Don't think so.

 

I'm falling asleep in class and I still have two and a half hours left lol

 

Be over in 5

 

why is your class so damn long?

 

u high bro?

 

It's a three hour class, once a week. Cause dumb.

 

That's what she/he said!

 

if you ever want to observe me talking to myself check out the tennis thread

 

I've about fainted eight times today because of Venus Williams

 

Had my Fantasy Football Draft tonight for my work league and I think I did pretty damn well with the 3rd pick

 

I read this as farted at first

 

That would be an interesting explanation if that was the case.

 

Don't kink shame you bastard