A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 431

I always skip.

 

If they did, this is the first time I noticed it.

 

I think that's it, no worries though. Helped me through many an episode of OITNB this season (but then I had to watch the actual show, and a lot of it has gotten B A D)

 

Take comfort in knowing that you're daddy af

 

I only watch the intros to shows

 

I've been getting ready for the gym for 40 minutes

 

My friend is over using my internet bc his is broken. This book has been making me cry and he walks into my room and starts talking to me and goes HOLY FUCK what is wrong with your face are you having an allergic reaction? I was like I've been crying asshole. That's telling me my face looks super fucked up. It was hilarious.

 

Green Eggs and Ham'll do that to ya

 

I often compare this thread to the armpit of a fever dream.

I just caught up after waking up from a literal fever dream and can now confirm.

 

@ChrisCantWrite winner of the fantasy league gets to name yer baby or you're a xXxfuckingwussxXx

 

Also this is wat id name your spawn

 

@dadbolt finishing Leftovers today, and of all fucking scenes to take place in this goddamn show, the Wu Tang trampoline scene took me by such surprise haha

 

yo

 

would you rather shoot up ketchup or get an A1 enema

 

A1 enema

 

Shooting up ketchup would kill you.

 

would be pretty cool tho

 

need to quit giving dan ideas

 

Translation:

 

Would an A1 enema be Enema of the Steak?

 

I fell asleep on top of my comforter last night.

 

You're officially one of us.

 

I work out five to six days a week and that tennis yesterday has physically wrecked me to the point I almost fell over putting on some shorts

 

Being sick has made my beard metal band status in a matter of days

 

A1 is a condiment beyond our yonder. The fodder we speak of is just atmosphere, but A1 is the propane in our tanks.