A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 420

Why am I still awake
Tennis
But still why am i still awak

 

I have a pacifico.

 

and some of that 40 left over that I found next to my bed. I don't remember coming home last night. must have been a good night

 

He's just trying to make an honest man out of you. looks like the only thing you stole was... Chase's heart.

 

I ruled at Edward 40 hands until I got old.

 

The vinyl

 

tough titties get yr own

 

hurry up and call dibs and he has to give it to you.

 

you're mistaken for strangers

 

Use of Freebird in Kingsman is infinitely better than use of Freebird in The Devil's Rejects

 

I wanna open a bar where I control the music cause music everywhere is garbage. I wanna DANCE and I can't to this top 40 bullshit

 

My ex boss just texted me and said that if we had met each other at different times in our lives we would have been best friends and my heart is warm

 

Not with that attitude

 

Aww stop :batseyelashes:

 

My white ass that loves to dance is all about this new T-Swizzy that dropped this morning. Speaking of top 40

 

Oh shit cracker-in-chief, is that up on the Spotify box?

 

Oh wow I think I only just now shower thoughted the meaning behind "cracker". Fuck.

 

Actually wikipedia tells me it's not a racial slur, but a classist epithet referring to the poor south.

 

This has been today's episode of "Etymology of Bad Words" with electro haikus

 

Probably? My roommate played it in Apple Music

 

Because of my dramatic shift in body size, my favorite sweater now fits me like I'm one of those stereotypical white girls wearing a chunky sweater with a psl. I'm not mad about it.

 

this new National album is fucking me up

 

Whats a psl

 

VERY BAD WORDS PODCAST

 

Pepto, Sriracha, Lime. It's the cocktail of the future.