(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 149

Nonexistent since I realized I'm gay. Hey y'all it's my first time posting in here

 

Absolutely accurate

 

My friend just reminded me of the time we had sex and I ripped her ear open where her gauge was supposed to be. Good times. It prompted her to get her gauges sewed up

 

Friend... were you puttin it in the gauge hole? You gotta be more careful

 

i wouldn't put it past him

 

I don't remember exactly...we were pretty drunk, but we were having sex doggy style and I think I was trying to grab her hair to put it in a ponytail and I dun goofed

 

Stopppppppp

 

If I don't stop are you going to fuck my gauge holes

 

Give me some butter and I'll close my eyes and go to town

 

Here's the thing. If my lover is turned on by something....I'll do it to please them, simple as that

 

It's a damn fine way to live

 

Guys I came out to my mom today.

Really feeling a lot of emotions right now but mostly I think it was good.

Edit: okay crying again but I think it's just cause I'm overwhelmed

 

im glad it went well man.

 

Ok so what percentage of the time does "Netflix and chill" mean fuck?

 

110% my dude.

 

It is only synonymous with fuck

 

Damnnn I was guessing 50/50

Looks like I've got a future fuck coming on

 

Futurefuck/lovesounds

 

Ciara used to get those but she upgraded

 

Got hit with that 3am are you awake text last night. I wasn't awake and didn't see it until this morning on.

Probably a good thing considering she's a coworker but I was still bummed about it.

 

Coworker sex is fun

 

I sleep with an ex-coworker every night

 

Usually but I'm in a management position so that can get messy sometimes in my experience.

And least this confirms that she's interested.

 

Realllll messy