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lol I still don't know who he is! But I guess I see why you want to be him!

 

He is Sofia Vergara's husband and also in Magic Mike.

Ans he has a fitness book that I definitely purchased

 

I wish I was Seth Rogen. Fuck body image, I want to be able to dick off with my friends and live life making passion projects.

 

He's also an exemplary human being

 

Joe became famous for playing Alcide in True Blood iirc

 

My best friend used to get mistook for Seth Rogen all the time. And when he was a kid he looked like Ryan Reynolds.....when he was fat in Just Friends

 

Smoke weed every day

 

Joe and Sofia are two of the celebrities that have made the trek to be ringside for Pro Wrestling Guerrilla shows, so they're cool in my book.

 

I don't really want to be any particular celebrity. I just want to be myself as one. But there aren't very many celebrity authors, so...I guess Ryan Reynolds has a pretty cool life/wife.

 

Happy life, happy wife as they say

 

I get compared to him all the time, mainly because I'm a generic chubby bearded white dude with a goofy laugh. My drug dealer legitimately once told me I "look like the guy from The Guilt Trip". He laughs at everything I ever say and I adore him for that lol.

See, I wish. Weed is a drive-killer for me. Whereas for Rogen it spawns classics.

 

Let's play Would You Rather Slather

would rather slather a chicken tender in WD-40, or a toaster strudel with @nl5011's marble bending chili deposits?

 

Um, chicken.

The fuck?????

 

Would you rather slather your father with the blood of Dan Rather, or smear sauteed deer with the nectar of Trump's ear?

 

Would you rather tickle the pickle of the man on our nickel, or get down with a clown with a taste for the brown?

 

I hope Dan doesn't die cuz he went to my college

 

Dan rather blood

 

Would rather be jailed and blackmailed with your bowels doomed to fail, or be licked by a slick Rick with a sick tick for severed dicks?

 

Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers?

 

Krueger and Wolverine have the knife market cornered, but Lifetime would be all over signing ol' dickfingers to a movie deal, so I'm going for the penis fingers

 

Also penis fingers would strike up a whole new fetish for people and I'd be the only guy with the goods

 

Penis fingers, cuz slapping people in the face just got sooo much cooler

 

Plus, you could get away with so many murders with out those pesky prints to clean up