A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 382

The first time I ever did it was with the lights off in my bedroom to good ol' channel 100+ fuzz porn. It was dark enough that I couldn't see anything and it was a more voluminous output than I could have expected given I didn't even really know what would happen, so I flipped out and turned on the lights and like checked every inch of my room to make sure I didn't unknowingly blast it in cum

 

I guess I can stop talking about cum now Ken but only because you asked nicely

 

by all means, don't let me stop you

 

you have been on fire these last two minutes

 

We can stop talking about dicks, but we are technically all members

 

did everyone look at the cbox? I haven't left work yet, but also don't want to have nightmares tonight

 

I looked at the pre-mold variant

 

My inevitable inherited alzheimers is gonna be so much more dope than my ancestors'. I can just go on chorus.fm and scroll through posts and be like "oh, THAT's what happened!"

 

when are we gonna have a night where we all go down the rabbit hole of watching those famous shock videos from ten years ago

"The Gang Watches BME Pain Olympics"

i hope never

 

LMAO. Too good. Also, I cannot believe I forgot about the first time I jerked off!!!

Ok, so my first exposure to pornographoc imagery was not to standard porn, but to these cartoons that they would post on the adult section of Newgrounds. In these cartoons there was this blonde girl and she would get banged by all these random characters and when they would cum it would go EVERYWHERE. Like such an exaggeration as to what actually happens but I went to a private Christian school and didn't have sex ed and I knew nothing so I just figured, "this is how it is." I decided I wanted to try it out for myself so I got a towel and cut a fucking hole in it big enough for my dick to go through, and went to town. I felt myself getting ready to blow and was too scared so I stopped. I did this for about three days until I finally decided I was truly ready and, needless to say, I was both relieved and disappointed that I did not I fact ejacuculate a fountain's worth of jizz. It's pretty sad, actually lol. What a poor education.

 

fuck me i forgot about the pain olympics

 

Probably the best use of this gif I've ever seen

 

I did not, and will not.

 

and i didn't want to remember

 

my soul still hurts from seeing that

 

One man: one jar

 

Here's a reaction video of me, extremely hammered with bandmates at the time, when i was like 18.

 

This is a thread today huh

 

look at those locks lol

 

never saw the pain olympics thankfully

 

Joe don't act like you haven't been going through with a pen and paper taking notes for future dealings