General Forum Chat Thread (II) [ARCHIVED] • Page 207

I hate Guy Fieri, but GGG is gonna have to do to fill my Cutthroat Kitchen/Chopped void.

 

Last night when I was half-tired at 3am I made a terrible mistake

 

Exactly

 

I just watched this on Netflix and loved it lol

 

So you bought Beyoncé tickets?

 

I wish that's what I did

 

I'll quit being vague. My friend was looking for someone to open a comedy show he was promoting and asked me if I could do it. They were asking for 15-20 minutes of material from the opener, I told him "I can only do 10" just to kinda say "Sorry, I would if I could". He said "Screw it, you can do 10 I'll put you on the show". So the show is tomorrow evening and I'm sitting here trying to write 5 more minutes of comedy because my set only clocks in at 5 (since I've only ever done open mics) and I'm about to explode from the pressure.

Luckily, this is exactly how Mike Birbiglia got started, so I have that going for me.

 

Birbigs is the man, too. You got this!

 

The opening acts for Julien Baker have been p good. They've gradually gotten sadder and sadder. It's like they're warming me up for infinite sadness.

 

Petal played right? Love that band

 

Yussss

 

I ordered a DNA kit from Ancestry and it's on its way.

 

Random but I just watched a video the other day about this, Ari from Game Grumps' wife was doing one for some reason.

 

Listened to the new Blink song on the way home, I guess I liked it?

 

What time are you on? I'm hanging out with my daughter til 8 but if its later i can come support. If you even want that kind of support. Haha

 

Man, I want to try stand up again.

 

Holy shit that game looks old @muttley

Road Rash was even older, and also, not even remotely similar. It was like a motorcycle racing game, where you acquire weapons and try to wreck opponents while racing them. What a horrible guess in comparison on my part

 

Twisted Metal was so dope back in the day. Vigilante 8 was dope too.

 

I'll be playing at 9:30ish but warning it's in Ft Worth and it's $20 I think haha, I dunno if I have any kind of list (probably not) but if I do I'll let you know

 

Oh yeah $20 is scary. Let me know though!

 

I'd pull a Zoolander and dip out lol

 

Take the Sam Kinison route, alienate the audience with your first joke and then win them back. You can totally do that in ten minutes if you try.

 

Real talk, I just saw an ad for Toaster Strudel and I have to ask: Why is it always cold in the middle when you put one in the toaster? Maybe it's just me but this has always happened.

 

I don't know ask Gretchen Wieners' dad