A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 38

Not gonna put my dog out of work like that

 

jk I don't have a dog I use my hands almost exclusively

 

It is bleak but it's beautiful. Just finished the episode with Kevin and Patti in the cabin and it made me borderline queasy.

 

Wednesday. Wish it was Thursday. Then it'd be closer to Friday.

 

The annoying fucking Millennials stopped me from getting past ep2.

 

Yeah it's always weird when a show hits too close to home

 

Millennials having sex? Sounds like my kind of show

 

Dumbass teens worried about partying with shitty acting.

 

The teens acting is fine imo. Maybe you didn't hang out with enough douchebags in high school lol

 

I hung with snobby yuppies lol.

 

Only one named Ja

 

I'm goin' to the beach Saturday. That'll be fun.

 

so i guess a cow spent some time last night rubbing its asshole against a gate because when i opened said gate just now i got a handful of shit. good indicator of how the rest of my day will probably be

 

This is the most Texas thing I'll read this week

 

They told me training cows would never pay off but I showed them

 

That, or last night someone in the neighborhood discovered ecstasy

 

until Chase tells us he got it on in the Beef Jerky Outlet parking lot again

 

this is funny because the 3 houses that are remotely close to this lease im at are all like 80 yo retired ranchers so I'm imagining them going buckwild sucking on pacifiers and listening to Sandstorm

 

I think if that happened to me I would just go home for the day

I don't need cow shit hand in my life

 

Delete this

 

dont do it travis lol

 

quoting for posterity

 

Chase goes to the veggie jerky lot now

 

I see we're putting Chase on the grill instead of steak today

 

We should be respectful of Chase