(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 539

This speaks to me hard

 

Damn, I think I just shed a tear at this one.

 

I just get slightly annoyed when my phone keeps going off and I'm like oh it must be something important but it's just someone taking 5 texts to tell me something mundane lol. My mom is really the only one who does it to me though

 

I will not be shamed on this site

 

Good spelling correction

 

My fingers are coated with JoJo grease I cannot be held responsible for anything typed rn!!

 

Multi-text while actively engaged in a convo - good.
Multi-text in a dead or initial convo- bad.
Single text to an ex because you are drunk and stupid - whoops.

 

3 for 3

 

find out gummy bears are on sale at my work this week - good.

also find out they are $1.99 and not 99 cents - bad.

 

Go to Knotts and get the boysenberry gummy bears. I didn't get them and I wish I had.

Boysenberry icee is A+ too

 

i abhor the single "lol" text after someone sends me a joke or something they found humorous. just include that shit with the first text! or you know what's even better, not putting that at all. i don't give a shit if your lol-ing.

 

Tbh I kind of hate texting just to text. If someone has something noteworthy that happened or something funny or important, okay. But when people just text random conversation I never really know what to say and I don't wanna be rude but I also don't know how to respond. Like "just got back from the gym!" K cool?

 

I'm a constant texter but it has to be entertaining, I don't need to know every little thing they have going on

 

the last text i sent was five days ago. come to think of it, i don't even know where my phone is. i never use it.

 

I have to text the two people I talk to because they live far away from me.

 

I'm trying so hard not to get sprung.

Fuck

 

do it

 

Can't

 

I don't need your sass, Chase

 

So we were supposed to hang out this weekend and go record shopping and she just texted me that










she wants me to come over on Saturday night instead to watch movies and eat pizza and drink wine (mostly excited to meet her golden retriever/great Pyrenees dog :D)

 

Im willing to bet theres other things you're more excited for

 

I mean, yeah, obviously, we all know I'm definitely getting



















pizza

 

I'd be sad because no record store

 

I'm gonna stop and pick up the MO deluxe on my way there, don't you worry about me, ProduceMan

 

that's not good enough. You need to spend time in there and enjoy the record store

it's the best relaxation