(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 139

Now is the perfect time for someone to jump in to tell us how freaky awesome their sex was last night.

 

Mine was good! :)

 

Thank goodness the little one is asleep, I've been horny all day!

 

dammit colby you know how hard it is (unintentional) to not crack a highly inappropriate joke here... fuck it:

You call your wife the little one???

 

this is my first time in this thread and for 2 pages I thought I was catching up on the "post a picture of yourself" thread and was p. confused

 

Last I knew self pleasure pics weren't allowed here

 

Idk what's been up this week but guys have been randomly sending me dick pics out of no where with zero context and I'm thriving rn

 

hey thread what did I miss


Oh...oh alright. Be back in a few days then

 

Buddy you don't know the half

 

You can't just go there and not spill the beans...

 

I think he's saying his bean spilled.

 

Touché.

 

well we never have boring sex, its always something

 

@Dirty Sanchez i saw that...

 

Damn k Smith.

 

@sophos34 walking out of the bedroom after getting laid..

 

lmfao

 

Im bummed that I haven't found anyone recently that will choke me during intercourse.

 

that's like, much of the chorus demographic honestly lol

 

It's a must.

 

@Everyone

 

Pretty solid tbh. I'm seeing a girl whose drive is almost certainly more powerful than my own. I am getting old, after all.

 

I threepeated on Monday night. That's pretty good I guess