(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 131

Yeah, I'm not sure. I guess we'll find out. Alright gents, I'm here. I'll check in with y'all later.

 

I want reports every 15 min.

 

ARE YOU FUCKING CALLING ME A HAMSTER, IAN?!!??!!?!?!?!?

 

Ian just PMed and said perhaps the most atrocious sentence ever uttered in the history of written language and it was all about you.

 

no clearly I'm Natalie Portman, sorry that makes you Ashton, I swear I wasn't trying to own you but own myself

 

Dylan just PMed me some reallllyyyy nasty rumors about you that would basically imply you’re a wanted felon.

 

Think the sex has started yet?

 

i dont know which is worse. ashton or hamster.



hamsters are cute. i wanna be a hamster

 

That awkward moment when you go to hamsterX thinking you’re about to view some wholesome good-hearted hamster porn and instead it’s just normie porn

 

I had sex a couple days ago and I didn't enjoy it. Not foreplay, sex, or cuddling. It was one of those OMG get it over with and leave already please.

 

was it that 19 year old. sounds like the guy was inexperienced lol

 

@Bloodsucker II shows online. Deets???!?!!?!?

 

Yes



I didn't go on that date but he said something about one night stands and it came around to us hooking up but it was a one time thing. Especially since it was shit.

 

I tried to help him out but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Was he slipping you ice tongue or something?

 

What does that mean?

 

Where he puts an ice cube on his tongue or in his mouth so his mouth and tongue are cold when you kiss so it's a different sensation. It's a JD classic

 

No ice cubes were used.

 

He really was an amateur then, huh?

 

idk why but that reminded me of a funny story. My old housemate (girl) was about to have sex with her boyfriend after they had cooked dinner together, and he forgot to wash his hands after cutting peppers, and you can probably guess where this story goes. Her words: "My vagina was on fire" had me laughing so hard.

 

this is not cool

because it's giving me memories for when I did this also

 

Gaiz. It's 11:30pm. We've been talking non-stop for over two hours. She just asked if I wanted a drink so no signs of going home soon. Not sure how to make a move.

 

Have you gone in the house yet?