(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 128

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What do you do with the jelly beans>>?

 

@Dirty Sanchez

Haha nothing that I know of. Just a callback to @dylan and his Tinder experiences

 

Y'all are too wild

 

Which cult?

 

i am still kicking myself i got overly excited and liked her before i could think to screenshot the profile

 

My grandfather is Harold Camping(rip). He predicted the end of the world in both 1994 and 2011. Had billboards all over the world, was on Larry King at one point etc. Crazy stuff.

 

New theory is September 23rd. Or August I forget. Has to do with revelations and some astrology. I wanna be alive for the rapture and sell T-Shirts blaming millennials

 

wow that's wild

I almost wish he was right

 

Ya I actually think I remember hearing about him.

 

There's a documentary about it

 

"I hope my grandfather was wrong cuz you are my world baby"

 

Okay, I guess I'm drunk enoighZ. My ex, who was into food play, once poured chocolate syrup on my asshole and then ate out my ass. To each their own I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@dylan @Jacob

 

Dear lord. That’s borderline scat fetish that’s how t begins

 

Haha. Nahhhh, not my thing. Coulda been hers tho I dunno

 

I must have been like 10 when someone showed me Tub Girl and was forever traumatized

 

Oh lord....totally forgot about tub girl.....why god why????

 

I once was with a few friends at this girls house that I had a huge crush on when I was a sophomore in high school. She was a junior. I thought she was perfect; she was nice to me, loved linkin park, lived 10 minutes from my house, like how does it get any better. Anyways, she left her bed room and my friend Pat changed her background to something and we all laughed when she came back to her computer. Later, she left again so I thought flirting would be if I changed her background to tub girl. She didn't laugh this time and then she later dated my friend and then we basically never talked again.

I hear she lives in Minnesota now. Hope she's doing well.

 

This explains everything

 

I don't know this tub girl

 

she's nice. you'd like her.

 

Guess we gotta wish Derek a Happy birthday then since he won't live long enough for another

 

A girl I've been hanging out with gave me a ride home from downtown last night, but I didn't make a move because she was really sick. (She offered the ride, haha)

 

Hahaha that’s great