(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 126

is that like slang for a prolapse or wtf is a rosebud?

 

I'm pretty much the same. I'll do anal occasionally but that's something I kinda have to work myself up for.

I'm curious as well

 

That is exactly what it is.

 

y'all some normies

 

It's a sled.

 

Typically, if I'm going down on a girl I'll just casually let my tongue slip down there for a second to see if they are receptive to it. If they are then I'll just go for it. I dunno man, I feel like eating ass isn't really taboo anymore. It's never something that I've hidden from any of my girlfriends I've just always been super direct about my desire to bury my face in the booty. And yeah if it's after a shower it's the best time to test the waters.


Now, getting a girl to eat my ass??? That's something that, while my girlfriends have been into, it's a much slower process getting them to love it as much as I do


Edit: also, if I'm having sex with a girl doggy style I'll usually wet my thumb and start rubbing their asshole and if they like that then they'll like my tongue there too


We gettin' explicit

 

I'm reading this as my boss is sitting 1 foot away. That alone is enough to make me laugh uncontrollably.

 

Power too ya bud, power to ya!

Isn't that what this thread is about haha

 

Personally I'm here to discuss WoW raids

 

I'm here for Whataburger's A1 Thick & Hearty burger

 

Ayyy someone's gettin' whataburgered

 

noooooooooooooooo

 

havent done tomb of sargeras yet but im almost geared enough for normal

 

its pretty easy to establish whether or not butt play is on the table and if it is well its only a matter of time until you explore exactly what that means to you

 

I've been told "anything but butt stuff" and I agree big time

We're clicking so well

 

Where's the weirdest place I've ever jizzed?
Funny you should ask.

My ex once told me she thought it'd be hot if I jerked off onto an open Bible.
















You bet I did.

 

Wat

 

Would I ever think of that??? Of course not. Would I do almost anything to please my lady? Eh, ya live once.

 

Leviticus 4:20 thou shall not expel thy load on the Holy Bible

 

sounds weirdly specific but ok

 

I'm really into leftbook btw so all my posts are gonna end with "but ok"

 

I grew up very religious, lowkey in a cult, and now I guess I'd consider myself atheist-agnostic. I don't know if there is or isn't a god but I certainly don't believe in one. Anyways, this upbringing has left me very knowledgeable of the scriptures. I might not believe in the Bible but I think it has some interesting stories and some strong words of wisdom. I think my all time favorite verse that I go to when I'm feeling lost or need some form of guidance is Ezekiel 23:30;

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."


So much wisdom in that verse. Praise god.