(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 490

I did think it was interesting how much steve was involved in the plot vs just a love interest side thing. Which isn't a negative thing for me. If anything i wish female love interests played a larger role in the plot of action movies and actually got to be characters

 

@dylan I got her nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumber!

 

I went with a girl to the beach last week and she spent a majority of her time on tinder so yeah there is literally nothing there.

but hey the beach was nice so no complaint there.

 

How you like Dem apples

 

This seems to be progressing well

 

I'm soooooo excited.

She also said she isn't really a text-only person and prefers to get to know someone in person, which makes sense cause she takes some time to reply back, which I thought meant she wasn't that interested, but she would eventually reply and continue the conversation anyway, so that helps but my worry that she's not interested at all to ease. Anyway, now what do I do?

 

The sex

 

Plan an "overnight date"

 

hell yeah

 

Overnight date was a huge success btw. She's way into me

 

say "Great! What days are you typically free then?" When she says what days she's free respond with the days youre free that work with her schedule and suggest one or two places/activities to meet or do. If she prefers to meet in person don't do dinner and a movie, do something where you guys can walk around and talk but can look at interesting things to talk about if the conversation has a lull like an art or science museum, park, city market or downtown area with something going on, etc. Don't do anything where you're together but can't talk a lot like a movie, etc.

 

Movie. Got it.

 

Transformers specifically.

 

The Mummy. And then call her Mummy in bed after. Guaranteed to spice things up.

 

This leads to an interesting question, why is daddy sexy but mommy disturbing

 

Disturbing? Says you...

 

I always thought Daddy was pretty weird for a while, I guess I'd be ok with it now just because I'm so used to hearing it said jokingly. My guess is that saying mommy puts the guy in a more submissive position so they're not down to say it? idk.

 

they are all bad

 

I like it when they call me Big Poppa.

 

Engaged work girl hinting that she doesn't want to be engaged.

We were talking (in a group) about relationships and someone asked me why I wasn't married / in a relationship. I explained that I'm the type of person who buys 5 different cereals a week because I don't feel comfortable with having only one choice at a time for a whole week (7 whole days!) so I couldn't possibly be married if I can't even cope with one breakfast option in my current state.

We all laugh at my childishness.

Later she messages me, "good analogy before. I really like what I have for breakfast but I think I want a new meal entirely. Maybe French toast or a wrap. I'm tired of cereal. Decisions decisions."

 

Someone tell me to stop being a pussy and just download Tinder already

 

Don't do it

 

I feel close to finally being able to delete both of them. Will be a good day

 

I'd say don't do it but this thread is like a sitcom so fuck it, do it, you'll probably meant Jennifer Aniston at the rate we're going here.